Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off 당신 aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so 당신 aren't the one stressed on birth control , 당신 do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 분 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell 당신 at what 시간 to be 집 when 당신 in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than 집 as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If 당신 get drunk 당신 are not seen as if 당신 did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in 사랑 over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true 프렌즈 , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached 의해 a stranger on 거리 wanting your money 또는 anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy 당신 can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places 당신 can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if 당신 are fat 또는 not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off 당신 aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so 당신 aren't the one stressed on birth control , 당신 do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 분 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell 당신 at what 시간 to be 집 when 당신 in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than 집 as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If 당신 get drunk 당신 are not seen as if 당신 did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in 사랑 over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true 프렌즈 , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached 의해 a stranger on 거리 wanting your money 또는 anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy 당신 can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places 당신 can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if 당신 are fat 또는 not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting 이미지 captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated 의해 the smoke 또는 get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, 당신 rant so much about how 당신 have a hard time making choices. Whether 당신 should work on your assignment 또는 go out with your friends. Whether 당신 should 날짜 this guy 또는 that guy. Whether 당신 should break up with your boyfriend 또는 not. Whether 당신 should wear the 담홍색, 핑크 블라우스 또는 the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting 이미지 captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated 의해 the smoke 또는 get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, 당신 rant so much about how 당신 have a hard time making choices. Whether 당신 should work on your assignment 또는 go out with your friends. Whether 당신 should 날짜 this guy 또는 that guy. Whether 당신 should break up with your boyfriend 또는 not. Whether 당신 should wear the 담홍색, 핑크 블라우스 또는 the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
if someone is making 당신 upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way 당신 are, 또는 they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, 또는 don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying 당신 for "no reason", it's because they like you, 또는 is jealous of you, 또는 it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your 프렌즈
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them 당신 are raising money to buy 음식 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that 당신 want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 일 gift your 프렌즈 a cucumber and tell them 당신 grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 다음 to your ear and say that he talks to 당신 and says he need a new 집 and thats why 당신 buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your 프렌즈
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them 당신 are raising money to buy 음식 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that 당신 want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 일 gift your 프렌즈 a cucumber and tell them 당신 grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 다음 to your ear and say that he talks to 당신 and says he need a new 집 and thats why 당신 buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like 또는 사랑 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn 더 많이 fans......add 랜덤 ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn 더 많이 fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medals ...u have to add 더 많이 pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have 더 많이 medals .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get 더 많이 fans.....and frnds too.
when i have 더 많이 ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 기사 will be useful have a gr8 일 everybody and type ur 코멘트 plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like 또는 사랑 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn 더 많이 fans......add 랜덤 ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn 더 많이 fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medals ...u have to add 더 많이 pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have 더 많이 medals .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get 더 많이 fans.....and frnds too.
when i have 더 많이 ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 기사 will be useful have a gr8 일 everybody and type ur 코멘트 plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a 피자 and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best 피자 ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 랜덤 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 당신 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this list ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 당신 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 당신 are a muggle born even if 당신 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope 당신 liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 랜덤 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 당신 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this list ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 당신 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 당신 are a muggle born even if 당신 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope 당신 liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a 질문 on this spot that asked "If 당신 saw Justin Bieber standing on the 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump, would 당신 cry 또는 scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do 당신 people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone 당신 know 또는 care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a 질문 on this spot that asked "If 당신 saw Justin Bieber standing on the 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump, would 당신 cry 또는 scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do 당신 people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone 당신 know 또는 care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did 당신 here about the blonde who shot an 애로우 into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
