랜덤 Article: Rules of the Internet

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posted by MrOrange16

This is a list of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If 당신 enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. 당신 must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The 더 많이 beautiful and pure a thing is, the 더 많이 satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The 더 많이 당신 hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. 당신 must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. 당신 must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. 당신 will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs 더 많이 Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be 더 많이 fucked up shit than what 당신 just saw.
29. 당신 can not divide 의해 zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL 당신 STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the 랜덤 포럼 on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

CornChips Lol I posted a picture of the rules already :D it's in here somewhere

MrOrange16 @CornChips These are the rules of the internet according to Urban Dictionary. Your picture of the rules may be a little different depending on where you got it from. Rules #1, 2, and 34 are always the same, though :)

ponyboyjohnny rule 16 is B.S.

The Nut House Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: 저기요 Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings 당신 here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....

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FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, 당신 silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID 당신 SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: 당신 call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...

Canada24 reviews GHOST RIDER MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

This movie series has been 더 많이 또는 less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider 조랑말 video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" 코끼리 of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nick as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not sure...

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Why 퀸 Heenim is a Wonderful Friend

posted by mrcodegeass

퀸 Heenim is a member of Fanpop. She's a big 팬 of Maruko. She's a writer on a website named Wattpad.

퀸 Heenim is a great friend. She's always been very polite, sweet, and a good person. She knows how to make her 프렌즈 happier when they're not in that great of a mood. She cares a lot about her 프렌즈 and she works really hard to help them out.

Her 기사 and Haikus are really good. They have a lot of emotion in them. Her 기사 and Haikus have a special feeling of care and sweetness. It's a treat to read her work. I recommend her 기사 and Haikus.

Thank 당신 퀸 Heenim for being a wonderful person, friend, writer, and 팬팝 member. It's an honor to be one of your friends.

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 의해 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. 더 많이 Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

WARNING: Disturbing Content

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, 암캐, 암 캐 mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...

Johnny Lightning Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 의해 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Canada24 reviews JAWS 4:

posted by Canada24

Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death 의해 상어 attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a 상어 attack.. All while his screams are drowned 의해 the 크리스마스 singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believes the 상어 was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to its buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things...

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"I Wrote This Song" 의해 MC Deathding (Play on Words)

posted by deathding

(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they show up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this 기사 has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. 당신 fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the 제목 alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to...

Car Stereotypes Double Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an 시간 down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't 당신 know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 의해 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD 당신 PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman 로스트 there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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How the passage of time can affect our nostalgia.

posted by Renegade1765

About a 월 ago, I wrote an 기사 where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with 겨울왕국 and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a 팬 of Frozen. However, 글쓰기 all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 또는 15. But the reason I said I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...

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THINGS 당신 CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

posted by applebear123

i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS 당신 CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send 당신 a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long 당신 can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, 또는 try to beat your own personal...

Datsun 240Z

added by Mauserfan1910

Source: the internet???

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If Don hosted "Total Drama" from the very beginning...

posted by PeachyKeen1994

After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the 상단, 맨 위로 of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...

The Reasons Why 겨울왕국 shouldn't get a sequel.

posted by ToriKelly5

Note: This is just my thoughts. Don't take them personality, 겨울왕국 fans. I just don't like it that much so take this list with a pinch of salt.

Frozen is one of the most much-loved film of all time . I'm sure it heard Let It Go. I used to be a 팬 but now, I don't
Know why it's so famous. This storyline is so easy and simple, the songs are ear worms ( but not so bad) and well, the story was over after the movie, nothing else can happen!

( Now I have nothing against Frozen. It's good and I like Anna so no haters)

The wasted talent and cash ( that they could have used for 겨울왕국 2) and made two...

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My 상단, 맨 위로 100 Jrock Songs

posted by zanhar1

I did one of these for both Symphonic Metal and 케이팝 and wanted to list of my 상단, 맨 위로 100 Jrock songs as well. There were so many great ones that the honorable mentions list is also pretty big. I tried not to do too many songs from the same band so a lot of songs I like aren't even on here.

1. Dazzle Vision - 초
2. Nega - Guilt Trip
3. Dir En Grey - Obscure
4.Blood Stain Child - Freedom
5. Miyavi - Steal The Sun
6. Miyavi - Long Nights
7. The Gazette - Leech
8. Dir En Grey - Different Sense
9. Miyavi - Jibun Kakumei
10. Miyavi - Mama Papa Nozomarenu Baby
11. Borns - Radical Hysteria
12. Blood Stain Child...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 의해 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...