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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 질문 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say 당신 로스트 the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word 또는 some sexual innuendo for example.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands 당신 the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, 옮기기 to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As 당신 walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether 또는 not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one 시간 to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, 당신 should start crying for mommy).
16. 코멘트 on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag 당신 away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs 당신 could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right 다음 to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything 당신 can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of 쌀 cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 쌀 cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Cry and Bawl
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If 당신 don’t know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all 질문 and 답변 completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for 당신 to stop. When they finally get 당신 to leave one way 또는 another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After 당신 get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the 코멘트 “Please use the attached notes for references as 당신 see fit.”
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that 질문 #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a 슈퍼맨 outfit under your normal clothes. 30 분 into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting “What? I’m on my way!!”. rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your 답변 are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything 당신 write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person 다음 to 당신 as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor 또는 better yet; cross-dress
43. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
44. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
45. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few 분 early.
46. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
47. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
48. Bring cheerleaders, 또는 bring pets
49. Do the exam with crayons, paint, 또는 fluorescent markers.
50. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim 당신 are going to be taping your 다음 video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
51. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ). 52. Go to an exam for a class 당신 have no clue about, where 당신 know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize 당신 if 당신 belonged. Claim that 당신 have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam. 53. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!”
54. Bring a water pistol with you, 또는 start a brawl in the middle of the exam
55. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.
56. Bring a friend to give 당신 a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because 당신 have bad circulation.
57. When 당신 walk in, complain about the heat.
58. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
59. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
60. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to 당신 every few 분 throughout the exam.
61. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If 당신 are asked to stop, say “it helps me think. ” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told 당신 so”.
62. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher”
63. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seconds, then say “We’re taking a test teacher!” (Kind of like Charlie the Unicorn “We’re on a bridge Charlie!”)
64. go into the exam room. sit down, put on a 헬멧 with the blast shield down and tell the professer the Force will guide your pencil.
65. When the end of the test is near and the examiner starts to look at the clock. Wait until the the 초 hand reaches 6, start 노래 the Countdown theme tune.
66: leave the whole exam blank after 글쓰기 THERE ARE ALWAYS MARKS FOR NEAT WORK
67. In the middle of the exam stand up and yell ‘they’re coming for me!’ and run out
68. Cough really loudly every 5 seconds
69. Make out (or go further than making out) with your boyfriend/girlfriend during the exam when the instructor tries to get 당신 to stop, look the instructor in the eye and tell him/her in an annoyed tone “EXCUSE ME!!! We’re a little busy here, GO AWAY . . . “
70. colour in the letters that have a closed of 우주 i.e. a, b, d, e etc
71: On the side which says “blank page” write: “this page would be blank if this sign wasn’t telling 당신 that”. Cover the entire page/paper. 또는 put movie 인용구 like “All work and no play makes a dull boy”
72: Get three of your 프렌즈 to dress up in red robes with crosses. Have them wait outside the class until 당신 get the test and say “I though I was taking a test. I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.” Then have your 프렌즈 run in yelling ” NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”. Try do do this with other Monty 파이썬 gags to mix things up.
73: Get a friend to help 당신 answer the 질문 의해 doing an INTERPRETIVE DANCE BATTLE!
74: Bring your Laptop and watch your porn collection.
75: When the professor is explaining the rules, walk up and say “Yo Professor ____, I’m really happy for ya and Imma let 당신 finish, but 비욘세 had one of the best 비디오 of ALL TIMEE!
76. Rickroll the entire exam, get a friend to blast out ‘Never Gonna Give 당신 Up’ over the speakers.
77: Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start 노래 the tune, see how many people catch on.
78: Yell out 당신 로스트 The Game (As a result, anyone on this group automatically loses The Game, and everyone on the group is now playing it xD )
79: Some time into the exam, get up, turn on a radio and start doing the safety dance, when told to stop say 당신 can dance if 당신 want to, if your 프렌즈 don’t dance then they are no 프렌즈 of yours.
80: Instead of trying to write the answers, write debates on 질문 that have plagued mankind for many years, such as who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 질문 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say 당신 로스트 the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word 또는 some sexual innuendo for example.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands 당신 the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, 옮기기 to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As 당신 walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether 또는 not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one 시간 to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, 당신 should start crying for mommy).
16. 코멘트 on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag 당신 away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs 당신 could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right 다음 to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything 당신 can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of 쌀 cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 쌀 cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Cry and Bawl
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If 당신 don’t know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all 질문 and 답변 completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for 당신 to stop. When they finally get 당신 to leave one way 또는 another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After 당신 get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the 코멘트 “Please use the attached notes for references as 당신 see fit.”
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that 질문 #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a 슈퍼맨 outfit under your normal clothes. 30 분 into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting “What? I’m on my way!!”. rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your 답변 are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything 당신 write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person 다음 to 당신 as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor 또는 better yet; cross-dress
43. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
44. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
45. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few 분 early.
46. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
47. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
48. Bring cheerleaders, 또는 bring pets
49. Do the exam with crayons, paint, 또는 fluorescent markers.
50. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim 당신 are going to be taping your 다음 video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
51. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ). 52. Go to an exam for a class 당신 have no clue about, where 당신 know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize 당신 if 당신 belonged. Claim that 당신 have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam. 53. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!”
54. Bring a water pistol with you, 또는 start a brawl in the middle of the exam
55. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.
56. Bring a friend to give 당신 a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because 당신 have bad circulation.
57. When 당신 walk in, complain about the heat.
58. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
59. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
60. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to 당신 every few 분 throughout the exam.
61. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If 당신 are asked to stop, say “it helps me think. ” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told 당신 so”.
62. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher”
63. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seconds, then say “We’re taking a test teacher!” (Kind of like Charlie the Unicorn “We’re on a bridge Charlie!”)
64. go into the exam room. sit down, put on a 헬멧 with the blast shield down and tell the professer the Force will guide your pencil.
65. When the end of the test is near and the examiner starts to look at the clock. Wait until the the 초 hand reaches 6, start 노래 the Countdown theme tune.
66: leave the whole exam blank after 글쓰기 THERE ARE ALWAYS MARKS FOR NEAT WORK
67. In the middle of the exam stand up and yell ‘they’re coming for me!’ and run out
68. Cough really loudly every 5 seconds
69. Make out (or go further than making out) with your boyfriend/girlfriend during the exam when the instructor tries to get 당신 to stop, look the instructor in the eye and tell him/her in an annoyed tone “EXCUSE ME!!! We’re a little busy here, GO AWAY . . . “
70. colour in the letters that have a closed of 우주 i.e. a, b, d, e etc
71: On the side which says “blank page” write: “this page would be blank if this sign wasn’t telling 당신 that”. Cover the entire page/paper. 또는 put movie 인용구 like “All work and no play makes a dull boy”
72: Get three of your 프렌즈 to dress up in red robes with crosses. Have them wait outside the class until 당신 get the test and say “I though I was taking a test. I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.” Then have your 프렌즈 run in yelling ” NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”. Try do do this with other Monty 파이썬 gags to mix things up.
73: Get a friend to help 당신 answer the 질문 의해 doing an INTERPRETIVE DANCE BATTLE!
74: Bring your Laptop and watch your porn collection.
75: When the professor is explaining the rules, walk up and say “Yo Professor ____, I’m really happy for ya and Imma let 당신 finish, but 비욘세 had one of the best 비디오 of ALL TIMEE!
76. Rickroll the entire exam, get a friend to blast out ‘Never Gonna Give 당신 Up’ over the speakers.
77: Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start 노래 the tune, see how many people catch on.
78: Yell out 당신 로스트 The Game (As a result, anyone on this group automatically loses The Game, and everyone on the group is now playing it xD )
79: Some time into the exam, get up, turn on a radio and start doing the safety dance, when told to stop say 당신 can dance if 당신 want to, if your 프렌즈 don’t dance then they are no 프렌즈 of yours.
80: Instead of trying to write the answers, write debates on 질문 that have plagued mankind for many years, such as who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
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PPPPPEEEEE
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CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 가입하기 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 당신 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 가입하기 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 당신 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
don't worry this 기사 is not about 양 또는 bananas it is about a 더 많이 serious matter.
this is a 토론 and i want everyone 읽기 this
글쓰기 a 코멘트 about what 당신 think is write 또는 wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken?
thats my 토론 and i want EVERYONE who's a 팬
of 랜덤 to write what they think is right
and become a 팬 of me and become a 팬 of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a 토론 and i want everyone 읽기 this
글쓰기 a 코멘트 about what 당신 think is write 또는 wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken?
thats my 토론 and i want EVERYONE who's a 팬
of 랜덤 to write what they think is right
and become a 팬 of me and become a 팬 of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
Cody Leach
