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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my 랜덤 and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they said today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 분 of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so 의해 then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs 의해 saying the most 랜덤 things that we can think about until the 벨 rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring 다음 year. 당신 can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have 당신 been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.

. . .

Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's 더 많이 than just half-retarded.

. . .

*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, 안전한, 안전 seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.

. . .

Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher 칼, 나이프 and stab the 부엌, 주방 cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are 당신 done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .

Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s 또는 something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead 의해 now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
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