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posted by fencingrocks
In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science 표, 테이블 in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I began talking. We both seemed to enjoy messing with my science teacher.

As we were working quietly, my science teacher let out one of his world famous laughs.

당신 see, he really doesn’t laugh, he just chuckles. He has a very squeaky irritating laugh, so when he let out a loud one, Abigail and I cracked up.

“Abigail! Kellyy! What’s going on back there?” he said.

“Nothing Mr. Ellicott,” Abigail said.

We both giggled but we managed to keep our mouths shut.

In the middle of plotting out hurricane, Abigail shouts out:
“HEY! THIS HURRICANE PASSES THROUGH A CITY THAT IS NAMED AFTER MY LAST NAME!”

I guess she had said it louder than she had intended, because right after she said it, she plopped her head down on the science 표, 테이블 and started laughing.

About half way through the skills period, we both finished plotting the hurricane.

Abigail asked Mr. Ellicott what we should do after we finished. He simply said to work on other 집 work, but since he was 더 많이 interested in what was on his computer screen than Abigail, he obviously wasn’t remembering the fact that it was Friday before vacation.

Abigail skipped back to her spot in the back of the room 다음 to me.

She told me what he had said. I looked towards the front of the room, to where Mr. Ellicott was sitting. He started to open his mouth, but he just kept it about half-way open. Just sitting there with his mouth open.

I poked Abigail.

“Look at Mr. Ellicott,” I whispered.

She looked at him, and laughed. Mr. Ellicott turned, but his mouth didn’t close it just sat there wide open.

Abigail torn a corner of her paper off, as Mr. Ellicott was going around the room to check how our work was going.

She franticly wrote some words on the paper, before Mr. Ellicott got to our table. She crumpled up the piece of paper and slid it over to me as she began to look over her paper.
The paper said I think he’s waiting for flies to fly into his mouth . I cracked a smile, but I managed to gain composer before he got to our table.

“How are 당신 Abigail,” he asked as he looked over her shoulder at her work.

“Fine, Mr. Ellicott,” she said.

He left finally, leaving me and Abigail in a haze from the heavy colon he wears.

Abigail got bored of just watching Mr. Ellicott, so she skipped up to where Mr. Ellicott had left some printer paper, crayons, rulers, and colored pencils.

She grabbed a handful of crayons and a wad of papers, and skipped back leaving a trail of papers behind her.

“Look Kellyy! I got a plethora of colors!” she said as she held out her open hand and spilled out-dated crayons onto the table.

At this point I was pretty sure that she was on something, but I must have been on the same thing because I was just as hyper.

“Imma draw a pirdy picture!” she cried, but softly so Mr. Ellicott wouldn’t get mad at us.

After a few 분 of Abigail frantically scribbling on her paper, I asked her what she was drawing.

“NO! 당신 can’t see Kellyy!” she yelled.

Mr. Ellicott unglued his eyes from the screen and said:

“Abigail Nassau and Kellyy Gibbs! 당신 two are to see me after class,” he screeched.

As he turned away, Abigail and I exchanged a glance that basically said Yes! Time to goof off!.

Abigail finally showed me what she was working on. It was a girl with brown hair, standing. The sun was shining.

“Apparently, you’re supposed to be able to see the opposite color in a certain color,” she said very matter-of-factly.

With that note, Abigail began to color her sun purple. While she was doing this, I was drawing neat lines inside the ‘y’ of my name.

Abigail grabbed my paper and started to draw on it.

“Hey! Give that back!” I cried. The whole class turned around, and looked at me and Abigail.

We froze. They soon reverted their attention to the plotting.

We both laughed.

Abigail still refused to give me my paper. I was going to put it up in my locker, but I just decided not to. She was frantically scribbling on my paper. She showed me the paper a few 분 later. She had written in all the names of the 색깔 in that color. So there was a big fat “SEA BLUE” written across my paper.

I realized that my drawing was ruined, so I scribbled on my paper with Abigail. We were pressing extremely hard on the crayons, so we got that sloppy-kindergartener look.

“Crap!” Abigail whispered. I looked over to find her trying to put the tip of her crayon back in the paper lining. “Kellyy, throw this over there.”

I took the 주황색, 오렌지 crayon tip and threw it under the counter that surrounded the whole room.

Announcements started.

Mr. Ellicott told the class not to stack their chairs because Abigail and Kellyy would be doing it.

As soon as they dismissed 7th graders, the whole class ran out the door. Abigail and I looked at each other.

We both yelled: “YEAH! MANUAL LABOR!” as we threw chairs up on to the tables. A few fell and we both screamed.


Some names and identifying features have been changed to protect their identities
Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta yang satu ini bisa menjadi sebuah tempat favorit untuk berakhir pekan bagi penghuni Bintaro Jaya bahkan seluruh masyarakat Jakarta pada Umumnya. Karena berbagai fasilitas yang memanjakan pengunjung ada pada link dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta.

Ada cukup banyak Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta, dan baru-baru ini di kawasan Bintaro Jaya yakni sebelah selatan Jakarta telah di luncurkan sebuah Mall yang bakal menjadi pavorit untuk di kunjungi setiap akhir pekan bahkan setiap hari sekalipun, karena anda tidak akan pernah...
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posted by pure-angel
I Found that on the internet

1. When 당신 were young, were 당신 involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement 또는 against Vietnam? Why 또는 why not?

2. What tells 당신 when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your 가장 좋아하는 car when 당신 were young?

4. How often do 당신 go over the speed limit?

5. Were 당신 considered 인기 in middle school 또는 high school? Why 또는 why not?

6. Did 당신 have big fights with your mom when 당신 were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did 당신 have big fights with your dad when 당신 were...
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posted by black_magics
1.The 'poke' button on 페이스북 is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I 로스트 my phone, can 당신 call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time 당신 turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him 또는 her that you’ve 로스트 your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he 또는 she has anything...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the 오븐 on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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added by BlindBandit92
Source: Gucken on Deviantart.com
posted by Delilah_Scruggs
NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If 당신 keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical 물고기 stores.

4.A Wisconsin 지게차 operator for a Miller 맥주 distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper showing him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...
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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her 당신 사랑 her.

5. Call her before 당신 sleep and after 당신 wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease 당신 back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her 가장 좋아하는 movie with her 또는 her 가장 좋아하는 show even if 당신 think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....
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1. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys 사랑 their moms 또는 grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. 당신 can never understand him unless 당신 listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...
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This is my updated list of my 상단, 맨 위로 20 가장 좋아하는 fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new favorites of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the 상단, 맨 위로 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please 팬 and 코멘트 because I 사랑 to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey 쥐, 마우스 and 프렌즈 Franchise)...
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posted by Famegurl754
Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag 당신 down to his level and beat 당신 with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I 스톨, 훔친 a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make 당신 a Christian any 더 많이 than standing in a 차고 makes 당신 a car.
6. We live in a society where 피자 gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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added by deedeeflower
Source: panoramio.com
added by RoohWinchester
Source: www.damnyouautocorrect.com
posted by Nein-Nein
 The brazen 황소, 불 an execution device
The brazen bull an execution device
The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one­ of ­the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,0­00­ years, from the 5th century to the 15th­, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN 황소, 불 :
The Brazen 황소, 불 was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims we­re placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...
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Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore 당신 with too much 글쓰기 - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv show that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...
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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The 더 많이 he gives to others, the 더 많이 he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer 또는 더 많이 flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a 출처 of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever 당신 ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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FHM Magazine released a list a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do 당신 all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people 또는 that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late Show With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved 의해 The...
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not 의해 me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot 또는 putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast 음식 restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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