*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****
We’re not as big of perverts as 당신 think we all are.
No matter what 당신 say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
We like 당신 to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Don’t argue with us when we call 당신 beautiful.
Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.
Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If 당신 have cramps
and we ask 당신 what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 월 and
nothing more.
If 당신 really liked us for us, 당신 would let us think that our mustache,
beard, 또는 sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. Get over it.
NEVER ask us if 당신 can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.
Don’t make bets about us, because one of your 프렌즈 will tell us, if you
don’t.
When we tell 당신 that you’re not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees,
또는 what any other guy looks like for that matter.
What does pms stande for?
We may not be able to pee acurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Just cause 당신 think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that 당신 dont’t
have to apologize
when 당신 do something “wrong”.
당신 expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if 당신 did the same every once in a while.
We like to know that 당신 사랑 us. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try
to help us make the plans sometimes.
Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause 당신 might just get what
당신 wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”.
Never pretend like 당신 are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.
Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a
relationship.
PMS is not an excuse.
If 당신 want us to put the 좌석 down when we’re done, 당신 should put it up
when you’re done.
Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart
is through his stomach…..and maybe….oh nevermind.
And last but not least:
We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like 당신 are anyway.
We’re not as big of perverts as 당신 think we all are.
No matter what 당신 say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
We like 당신 to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Don’t argue with us when we call 당신 beautiful.
Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.
Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If 당신 have cramps
and we ask 당신 what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 월 and
nothing more.
If 당신 really liked us for us, 당신 would let us think that our mustache,
beard, 또는 sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. Get over it.
NEVER ask us if 당신 can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.
Don’t make bets about us, because one of your 프렌즈 will tell us, if you
don’t.
When we tell 당신 that you’re not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees,
또는 what any other guy looks like for that matter.
What does pms stande for?
We may not be able to pee acurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Just cause 당신 think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that 당신 dont’t
have to apologize
when 당신 do something “wrong”.
당신 expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if 당신 did the same every once in a while.
We like to know that 당신 사랑 us. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try
to help us make the plans sometimes.
Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause 당신 might just get what
당신 wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”.
Never pretend like 당신 are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.
Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a
relationship.
PMS is not an excuse.
If 당신 want us to put the 좌석 down when we’re done, 당신 should put it up
when you’re done.
Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart
is through his stomach…..and maybe….oh nevermind.
And last but not least:
We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like 당신 are anyway.
상단, 맨 위로 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER
1)cry randomly
2) when the teacher calls on 당신 say whocares
3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on 당신 say how should i no
4)scream out nerd when 당신 walk 의해 somene
5)call smart ppl nerds
6)read magizenes when 당신 are supposed to do work
7)read this list as your history 신고 and say this should be an a ppls
8) play your 아이팟 and say this is my fravorite song
9) always say yea when 당신 get an f in a test
10) say i llove 당신 to your teaachers
11)the end is always the begining of your project
1)cry randomly
2) when the teacher calls on 당신 say whocares
3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on 당신 say how should i no
4)scream out nerd when 당신 walk 의해 somene
5)call smart ppl nerds
6)read magizenes when 당신 are supposed to do work
7)read this list as your history 신고 and say this should be an a ppls
8) play your 아이팟 and say this is my fravorite song
9) always say yea when 당신 get an f in a test
10) say i llove 당신 to your teaachers
11)the end is always the begining of your project
