ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The 타코 Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET 당신 FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 암갈색, 암 갈색 TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought 당신 picked a 일 out of a hat for that 또는 something.
ME: 캔디 일 is when I say it is 캔디 Day. It's when I say it is 캔디 Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: 당신 thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas 프렌즈 to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through 할로윈 without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes 당신 have been in today.
ME: Midget 일 Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were 당신 gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess 당신 were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could 당신 possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 can't sing. 당신 can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, 당신 show me what 당신 got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks 또는 so but monsters were around
A Million years 이전 but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the 노래 birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when 당신 share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what 당신 feel inside is not just 사랑 persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone 당신 knew and If 당신 had a 호박 they might like that too
And although 당신 may scare them, they won't go away, because we all 사랑 on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: 당신 have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET 당신 FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 암갈색, 암 갈색 TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought 당신 picked a 일 out of a hat for that 또는 something.
ME: 캔디 일 is when I say it is 캔디 Day. It's when I say it is 캔디 Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: 당신 thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas 프렌즈 to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through 할로윈 without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes 당신 have been in today.
ME: Midget 일 Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were 당신 gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess 당신 were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could 당신 possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 can't sing. 당신 can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, 당신 show me what 당신 got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks 또는 so but monsters were around
A Million years 이전 but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the 노래 birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when 당신 share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what 당신 feel inside is not just 사랑 persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone 당신 knew and If 당신 had a 호박 they might like that too
And although 당신 may scare them, they won't go away, because we all 사랑 on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: 당신 have no holiday spirit.
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 당신 want?" "I'm calling to 신고 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 당신 very much for the call, sir." The 다음 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your 읽기 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 읽기 this.
4. 당신 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 당신 notice I skipped number three.
7. 당신 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 당신 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 당신 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 당신 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 또는 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 당신 wish 당신 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 당신 with the missing number this time. 또는 did I?
14. 당신 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 읽기 powers amaze you.
16. 당신 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 당신 ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even 읽기 this.
4. 당신 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 당신 notice I skipped number three.
7. 당신 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 당신 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 당신 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 당신 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 또는 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 당신 wish 당신 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 당신 with the missing number this time. 또는 did I?
14. 당신 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 읽기 powers amaze you.
16. 당신 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 당신 ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 노래 in a row, then 당신 sneeze and 당신 fall down. Did 당신 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 당신 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 당신 knew 당신 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 당신 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 노래 in a row, then 당신 sneeze and 당신 fall down. Did 당신 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 당신 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 당신 knew 당신 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 당신 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.