Fake carsickness.
Lean back in your 좌석 on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.
Have arguments with someone in the car.
Stick your head out the window like a dog.
Sing with the radio loudly even if 당신 don’t know the words.
Actually get carsick.
Play with every gadget 당신 find in the car.
Have belching contests.
Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.
Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.
Run a yellow light but change your mind while 당신 still can.
Drive down the left turn lane.
Slow down when 당신 see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer.
Stop at railroad crossings.
Drive with your feet.
Hit the gas and the brake at the same time.
Drive 46 mph on the expressway.
In the fast lane.
See how far across the seats 당신 can spit breath mints before 당신 get yelled at.
Drive with a Slurpee in one hand a cigarette in the other while trying to balance 5 McDonald meals on your left leg.
Go from 60 to 0 every thirty seconds, just to see if 당신 can cause a 5-car (or more) pileup.
Never use your blinkers.
On a 2-lane road, form a roadblock as 당신 drive parallel to a semi going 20.
While on the expressway, grab the shifter and ask, “What does the ‘R’ stand for?”
And for EXTRA fun, try it!
Gargle mouthwash while driving.
십자가, 크로스 over the median on a 4-lane expressway, just to get over to the “right” exit.
Try to eat the steering wheel.
Burn everyone with the cigarette lighter in the car.
Open and close the 장갑 box continually until someone hits you.
Every time 당신 pass a car, yell “Hi!”
Count the number of purple Corvettes 당신 see in your driving adventures.
Honk your horn for fun.
Play 음악 with your horn, 또는 rig it to play a tune.
Sit in the driver’s seat, but insist some else drives.
Talk on the phone.
Dial the number of the passenger’s cellular phone.
Stop on an entrance ramp of the expressway.
Shift into park.
Leave the emergency flashers on and leave the car.
Use the windshield wipers just so 당신 can rock with the rhythm.
And always, ALWAYS, drive with your eyes closed. (And clasp your hands over your ears singing, “lalala–I can’t hear you~”
Slow down on acceleration ramps and speed up on deceleration ones.
Lose your book the 일 before a test.
Forget what the word “velocitation” means.
Drive up the road with half of your muffler hanging off.
As a pedestrian, ALWAYS run across highways and
expressways.
Stomp on the pedals just to hear the different sounds they make.
Combine these sounds with various beeps, clicks, and snaps from other parts of the car and 당신 could be a one-man (or woman) orchestra.
New game: Put the car in Drive and leave the car.
당신 and your passenger must pick a spot, and whichever the car rolls closest to wins. The loser must chase the car.
Drive on runways in airports.
Constantly play with your mirrors; see if 당신 can get your rear-view mirror to turn 360 degrees.
십자가, 크로스 double-yellow lines.
NEVER EVER turn right on red.
Honk your horn at geese and see if they honk back.
Turn left from the right turn lane.
Turn right from the left turn lane.
When entering a store, put your hazard lights on just so 당신 can park in front of the store.
Play Muzak so loud that the cars 다음 to 당신 vibrate.
When stopped at a red light, pretend to answer your cell phone and then hand it to the person in the car 다음 to 당신 and say, “It’s for you.”
See how many street-hockey nets 당신 can demolish
in an hour.
Back into an angular parking spot.
Try to put CDs in your car’s tape player.
Hit pedestrians as 당신 try to parallel park.
In a residential area, pretend 당신 are a race-car driver and gun it.
When people honk at you, cut them off.
If they try to cut 당신 off, pull in front of them and come to a complete stop.
Throw your coffee out the window during rush hour.
Spit 체리 pits out your window.
Lock your keys inside your car.
While it is running.
Drive before 당신 start Driver’s Training.
Have sulfuric acid sprayed in your eyes while trying to jump-start your car.
If a backseat driver is in the car, yank off the steering wheel and say, “HERE. 당신 DRIVE.”
Lean back in your 좌석 on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.
Have arguments with someone in the car.
Stick your head out the window like a dog.
Sing with the radio loudly even if 당신 don’t know the words.
Actually get carsick.
Play with every gadget 당신 find in the car.
Have belching contests.
Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.
Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.
Run a yellow light but change your mind while 당신 still can.
Drive down the left turn lane.
Slow down when 당신 see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer.
Stop at railroad crossings.
Drive with your feet.
Hit the gas and the brake at the same time.
Drive 46 mph on the expressway.
In the fast lane.
See how far across the seats 당신 can spit breath mints before 당신 get yelled at.
Drive with a Slurpee in one hand a cigarette in the other while trying to balance 5 McDonald meals on your left leg.
Go from 60 to 0 every thirty seconds, just to see if 당신 can cause a 5-car (or more) pileup.
Never use your blinkers.
On a 2-lane road, form a roadblock as 당신 drive parallel to a semi going 20.
While on the expressway, grab the shifter and ask, “What does the ‘R’ stand for?”
And for EXTRA fun, try it!
Gargle mouthwash while driving.
십자가, 크로스 over the median on a 4-lane expressway, just to get over to the “right” exit.
Try to eat the steering wheel.
Burn everyone with the cigarette lighter in the car.
Open and close the 장갑 box continually until someone hits you.
Every time 당신 pass a car, yell “Hi!”
Count the number of purple Corvettes 당신 see in your driving adventures.
Honk your horn for fun.
Play 음악 with your horn, 또는 rig it to play a tune.
Sit in the driver’s seat, but insist some else drives.
Talk on the phone.
Dial the number of the passenger’s cellular phone.
Stop on an entrance ramp of the expressway.
Shift into park.
Leave the emergency flashers on and leave the car.
Use the windshield wipers just so 당신 can rock with the rhythm.
And always, ALWAYS, drive with your eyes closed. (And clasp your hands over your ears singing, “lalala–I can’t hear you~”
Slow down on acceleration ramps and speed up on deceleration ones.
Lose your book the 일 before a test.
Forget what the word “velocitation” means.
Drive up the road with half of your muffler hanging off.
As a pedestrian, ALWAYS run across highways and
expressways.
Stomp on the pedals just to hear the different sounds they make.
Combine these sounds with various beeps, clicks, and snaps from other parts of the car and 당신 could be a one-man (or woman) orchestra.
New game: Put the car in Drive and leave the car.
당신 and your passenger must pick a spot, and whichever the car rolls closest to wins. The loser must chase the car.
Drive on runways in airports.
Constantly play with your mirrors; see if 당신 can get your rear-view mirror to turn 360 degrees.
십자가, 크로스 double-yellow lines.
NEVER EVER turn right on red.
Honk your horn at geese and see if they honk back.
Turn left from the right turn lane.
Turn right from the left turn lane.
When entering a store, put your hazard lights on just so 당신 can park in front of the store.
Play Muzak so loud that the cars 다음 to 당신 vibrate.
When stopped at a red light, pretend to answer your cell phone and then hand it to the person in the car 다음 to 당신 and say, “It’s for you.”
See how many street-hockey nets 당신 can demolish
in an hour.
Back into an angular parking spot.
Try to put CDs in your car’s tape player.
Hit pedestrians as 당신 try to parallel park.
In a residential area, pretend 당신 are a race-car driver and gun it.
When people honk at you, cut them off.
If they try to cut 당신 off, pull in front of them and come to a complete stop.
Throw your coffee out the window during rush hour.
Spit 체리 pits out your window.
Lock your keys inside your car.
While it is running.
Drive before 당신 start Driver’s Training.
Have sulfuric acid sprayed in your eyes while trying to jump-start your car.
If a backseat driver is in the car, yank off the steering wheel and say, “HERE. 당신 DRIVE.”
Phil
Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....
Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.
The youngest pope in history was only 11.
Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only 동물 capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.
Pretty amazing right? What other facts could 당신 add?
