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50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when 당신 think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever 당신 have to say during commercials.
3. If 당신 don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about 당신 ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like 당신 to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that 당신 can eat all 당신 want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, 당신 massage; we go down, 당신 go down; we shave, 당신 shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . 당신 are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. 당신 will not win.
21. Would 당신 like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If 당신 ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes 또는 shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We 사랑 surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe 복서, 복 서 briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before 당신 see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that 당신 suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though 당신 are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still 사랑 당신 with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your 프렌즈 because I won't make 당신 hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn 별, 스타 not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying 더 많이 than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . 당신 DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If 당신 are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting 의해 the phone.
47. 당신 don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say 당신 사랑 me if 당신 don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best 프렌즈 know everything about you.
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상단, 맨 위로 selling albums in 1980s
The 상단, 맨 위로 selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed 의해 Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album 퀸 Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the 년 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand 사랑 Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 마돈나 True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do 당신 want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do 당신 사랑 me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have 당신 ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are 당신 even asking?
Girl - will 당신 키스 me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will 당신 hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are 당신 crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top


This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot...
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So I am 글쓰기 what I see people generally do when 당신 stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of 당신 do this. This also applies to siblings.

1. Play your 음악 even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them 의해 읽기 manga, texting, 또는 stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
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fapfapfapfapfapfap so then god said let thair be fap
i am michael and i like the fap
with my 덮개, 랩
in my crap
between my lap
저기요 its a trap
i need my map
to guide me to my tap
so i may fap
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men 또는 Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a 랜덤 button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells 당신 to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy 곰 with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it 더 많이 than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half 더 많이 than 8 times.

There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.

A shrimps 심장 is in it’s head.

Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.

Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.

An 올리브 나무, 트리 can live up to 1500 years.

Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

Ants can’t shut their eyes.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.

Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.

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I'm saying this speech on he 4th of September 2013(unless the teacher forgets 또는 something like that) I am aginst 2 boys....my chances are okay...

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to learn Irish, but we took some time off that to choose a new class leader.

For starters I would like to compliment my fellow rivals Atrio and Liam, for their good effort - Liam 당신 even prepared a speech, very impressive

Now..I realise the privelage to have the honour torepresent your class, however I am confident that I will be a great candidate.

I'm taking part in this not only to add...
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