"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 당신 want?" "I'm calling to 신고 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 당신 very much for the call, sir." The 다음 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your 읽기 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 읽기 this.
4. 당신 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 당신 notice I skipped number three.
7. 당신 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 당신 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 당신 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 당신 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 또는 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 당신 wish 당신 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 당신 with the missing number this time. 또는 did I?
14. 당신 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 읽기 powers amaze you.
16. 당신 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 당신 ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even 읽기 this.
4. 당신 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 당신 notice I skipped number three.
7. 당신 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 당신 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 당신 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 당신 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 또는 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 당신 wish 당신 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 당신 with the missing number this time. 또는 did I?
14. 당신 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 읽기 powers amaze you.
16. 당신 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 당신 ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 노래 in a row, then 당신 sneeze and 당신 fall down. Did 당신 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 당신 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 당신 knew 당신 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 당신 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 노래 in a row, then 당신 sneeze and 당신 fall down. Did 당신 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 당신 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 당신 knew 당신 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 당신 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once 더 많이 at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure 의해 now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!