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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point 당신 need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit 당신 in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!


-Ray
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posted by MineTurtle
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written 의해 XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.

Dad comes 집 drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.

The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.

The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.

She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of 예수님 on the cross.

Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat 다음 to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.

Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.

64 percent of 당신 won't re-post this.

당신 never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If 당신 deny 예수님 in front of your friends, He will deny 당신 in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed 의해 this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved 의해 the twisted turns of the darkness. 동물 will be turned 더 많이 scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let 불, 화재 and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot 유니콘 will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and 가입하기 me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
posted by AnimeFan66
In my opnion when it comes to friendship it means that 당신 and the people 당신 care about stick together for periods of time until 당신 get to know one another.

However, not a lot of people are like this. In my case, I may have over a dozen 팬 but a percentage of them even talk to me nor do they know who I am and what I meant to be on here for. Don't get me wrong a few of the 팬 I have are very nice to me. Whenver I talk to them I always feel welcomed, safe, secured, and better. But when I am being treated unfairly 또는 being abused 또는 played around it makes me angry, sad, depressed, and unhappy....
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posted by karpach_14
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the 사랑 of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'


Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if 당신 get 집 before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
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