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1. Dial a 랜덤 number and confuse the person who 답변 의해 saying things like;
"Why did 당신 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up 랜덤 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a 랜덤 기사 like this.

4. At walmart 또는 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 또는 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone 당신 know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your 프렌즈 as your sidekick 또는 other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one 당신 deeply despise.

8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)

9. (girls, 또는 cross-dressers....) Blind fold your 프렌즈 and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)

10. (girls 또는 십자가, 크로스 dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty 또는 completely empty perfume 또는 body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke 또는 to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a 인기 song to hilarious 랜덤 lyrics.

12. Find a poster of a celeb. 당신 hate 또는 a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.

13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the 거리 casually.

14. Carry a 침상, 소파 down the 거리 and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.

15. Try some of the 캔디 in the medicine cabinet.

16. Tell everyone how much 당신 사랑 them, including strangers.

17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)

18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"

19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.

20. Try a stage slide in shorts.

21. Complain to 랜덤 strangers about a bruise on your buttox.

22. Give your mother a 심장 attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)

23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.

24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For 주황색, 오렌지 soda add 주황색, 오렌지 음식 coloring 또는 주황색, 오렌지 주스 to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... 또는 cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a 나무, 트리 and give your friend a makeover.

26.Go streaking through town.

27. Go skinny dipping.

28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.

29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.

30. Go around town getting 랜덤 people to sign your t-shirt.

31. Have a free hug day.

32. Have a cake/pie fight.

33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *

34. Play midnight subway 카트 game (run from subway 카트 to subway 카트 before the doors close.)

35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)

36. Water gun drive by.

37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the 상단, 맨 위로 of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as 당신 like and 스플릿, 분할 them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field 또는 garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!

39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.

40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest 언덕, 힐 in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)

41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.

45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.

46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If 당신 don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a 발판, 자 in 당신 front yard and try to auction them off.

47. Leave a hamburger on 상단, 맨 위로 of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..

48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt 또는 something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.

49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart 또는 Super Store Frogging(basically means 당신 plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)

51. T-P someone's house

52. Cow tipping!!

53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor 또는 family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string 또는 washable spray paint.

54. Go 음식 Sampling (like trick 또는 treating, instead of door to door 당신 go store to store and collect 랜덤 음식 samples--the mall 음식 court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)

55. Mute Dialogue a Movie 또는 a TV show (bring down the sound 또는 mute it and make up what they're saying lol)

56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill 총 with glow in the dark paint 또는 fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the 더 많이 당신 get hit the easier it is to find 당신 and target 당신 again. Play til 당신 run out)

57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)

58. 다음 time 당신 go eat fast 음식 go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!

59. Fast 음식 Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's 모짜렐라, 모 짜 렐 라 Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with 프렌즈 또는 better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after 당신 finished 노래 Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)

61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.

62. Call a 피자 place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked 당신 to order 피자 for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this 피자 thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!

62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.

63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape 당신 getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...

64. Run around town and lick every shops window .

65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a 기타 etc.

66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.

67. Follow 랜덤 people around and pretend 당신 know them 의해 trying to make conversation.

68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!

70. Go into a 랜덤 store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!

71.When 당신 are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air 기타 and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!

72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!

73. Have a hugging contest!

74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and 업로드 them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook 또는 another account!

75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)

76. Put 땅콩 버터 on the handle of 랜덤 cars

77. follow a 랜덤 car 집 to mess with them

78. fast 음식 football (have someone run through and grab your bag of 음식 as the people are handing it to you;; 당신 get another bag of 음식 free)

79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.

80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking 의해

81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say 당신 forgot your wallet

82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards

83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your 프렌즈 on them

85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning 또는 late at night and wake people up.

86. show up at the wrong house, pretend its your 프렌즈 house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.

87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come 집

88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like 당신 shaved your head.

89. Walk in public with your pants off casually

90. Climb a 나무, 트리 and drop eggs on cars.

91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.


93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.

94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.

95. Black mail your teacher.

96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.

97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"

98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!

100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'

101. Draw a banana.

102. Slap yourself until 당신 get hurt.

103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.

104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as 당신 can.

105. Pretend 당신 are running away from yourself.

106. Try to break a CD (one that 당신 don't use anymore).

107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.

108. Post a video onto 유튜브 of 당신 doing the most 랜덤 things ever.

109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.

110. Make a sale of the most 랜덤 things ever outside your house.

111. List all the swear words 당신 know and mail the note to a 랜덤 adress.

112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and 당신 run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. 당신 get some crazy looks and its really funny.

114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to 십자가, 크로스 the road's questioned authorities.

115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives 당신 a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & 사워, 사 우 어 with some friends. Stand on a 거리 corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back 또는 smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore 당신 또는 give 당신 a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as 당신 would like.

117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make 당신 move.

118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if 당신 have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your 프렌즈 w/o them seeing 당신 and w/o them taking pictures of you!

119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order 랜덤 **** and mess with the pe

120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.

121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.

123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's 크리스마스 또는 not!)

124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns 당신 get
125. Find a number 당신 like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start 당신 off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing 당신 can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If 당신 prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and 칵테일 sticks.
Every time 당신 spot your number (whether on your own 또는 in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as 당신 can.
When 당신 go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if 당신 have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of 당신 eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at 당신 – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed 의해 how cool 당신 look.
Get the DJs of any pubs 당신 visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take 당신 seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as 당신 can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets 당신 thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with 당신 when 당신 go out. Remember, 당신 can’t throw away the carved out 호박 number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect 당신 from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word 또는 당신 may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks 당신 “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.

126. Get a group of 프렌즈 and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans 의해 standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people 당신 can fool.

127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.

128. CLIFF JUMPING! 당신 ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT 또는 SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.

130. well, 당신 know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.

131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.

132. Try slamming a revolving door.
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

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Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an 시간 with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
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Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This 팬 story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and said "How's it going?"

She said "Bad and I won't tell 당신 why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow said "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically said "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon said "Sister...
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I'm 글쓰기 this 기사 because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner 또는 later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell 당신 my 가장 좋아하는 yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a 랜덤 emoji 의해 dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The 랜덤 emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her 사랑 handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are 더 많이 chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the 음식 they eat.

7-The hair of polar 곰 is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A 달팽이 can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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