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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes 당신 make me so mad i wanna throw 당신 in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style 당신 wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally did
8.hold me close and promise to never let me go
9. there comes a time in life when 당신 have to let go of the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make 당신 laugh so hard 당신 forget the bad and solely on the good.after all life is to good to be anything but happy.
10.1 million memories...
100,000 inside jokes...
10,000 great times...
100 secrets...
1 reason...
best friends
11.psh were cool
12.i didnt fall for 당신 당신 tripped me
13.some say holding on is what makes 당신 strong. but sometimes it takes much 더 많이 strength to just let go and 옮기기 on.
14.i dont forgive people because im weak i forgive them because im strong enough to know people make mistakes
15.a 나무, 트리 only hits an automobile in self defense
16.im not as think as 당신 dumb. i am.
17.i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
18.what fun is it being cool if 당신 cant wear a sombrero
19.dont hit kids no seriously they have 총 now.
20.rap is
retards
attempting
poetry
21.im so smart im practically retarded
21.tell your pants its not polite to point
22.taste the 무지개, 레인 보우 eat crayons.
23.i want to be his 가장 좋아하는 hello and his hardest goodbye.
24.when im older... and my little girl asks who my first 사랑 was i want to be able to point across the room and say... he is sitting right there.
25.wish i was eight again... then all i had to get tagged and he would say i was it.
26.the best accesory a girl can have is her best friends
27.you might not like us now but i guarantee you'll hate us later
28.if i had a penny everytime a boy acted stupid id be richer than bill gates
29.come to the darkside we have cookies.
30.organized people are just to lazy to look for things
31.just when i find the keys to success somebody changes the locks
32.i 로스트 my temper but then it came back.
33.im not a poser im not a wannabe...im just me
34.you told me to give 당신 one reason why i like the rain... it is the only place where i can hide my tears.
35.i must be invisible cause when i stare at 당신 당신 stare at her.
36.heres to the future cause im over the past
37.i wanted to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when she wants to cry and the one that could always brighten up your 일 even when she couldnt brighten her own.
38.we fall for boys who give us pretty words & false hopes
39.forgiveness is such a simple word... but its so hard to do when you've been hurt
40.for the world your somebody but to somebody your the world
41.i always seem fall to the boys who never catch me
42.im blasting my 음악 so i cant hear my thoughts
43.your voice was the soundtrack of my life
44.letting go isnt giving up its accepting some things arent meant to be
45.teddies dont hug back but sometimes they're all we got
46.a best friend is like a 4-leaf clover, hard to find but lucky to have
47.best 프렌즈 are the siblings God forgot to give us
48.LOVE... if 당신 have it 당신 dont need anything else, and if 당신 dont have it it doesnt matter what 당신 have
49.life doesnt last forever so live it up drink it down avoid the bull****, take chances and neverregret your decisions because at one point everything 당신 did was what u wanted
50.without humor life sucks, without courage life is hard, without 사랑 life is hopeless, without 프렌즈 like 당신 life would be impossible
51.everything i know about breaking hearts i learned from you
52.im not 이모 im just sad
53.you never know what your missing until it enters your life and then later leaves
54.true life has no happy ending because true 사랑 has no ending
55.life is not the number of breaths 당신 take but the moments that take your breath away
56.every goodbye makes the 다음 hello closer
57.isnt it cute how haters make me the center of the world
58.and as we go on we remember all the times we had together and as our lives change from whatever we'll be 프렌즈 forever
59.my best 프렌즈 are like a fairytale they have been there since once upon a time and will be there forever after
60.so many boys why choose?
61.yeah, so... i pretty much rock
62.every story has an end, but in life every end is just a new beginning.
63.There comes a point in life when 당신 realize who matters who never did who wont anymore and who always will. so dont worry about people from your past, theres a reason why they didnt make it to your future.
64.you know your in 사랑 when 당신 cant fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
65.i have never been so close to giving up and all i have to blame is you
66.never live life unnoticed
67.never underestimate a girl
posted by RandomOne
Note: These have been all tried 의해 me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to 랜덤 people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw 팝콘 at 랜덤 people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were 당신 following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, 당신 run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do 당신 follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do 당신 have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man 또는 YMCA
5. 펀치 someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 상단, 맨 위로 of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and 펀치 all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as 예수님 또는 Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by KitkatKaysa
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The 투석기, 전갈
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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1. Walk up to a 랜덤 person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a 랜덤 person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person 당신 are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a 랜덤 person the same gender as 당신 and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" 또는 "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a 랜덤 man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him 당신 saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house 노래 Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it 의해 Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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1. Everytime 당신 read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If 당신 are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by cute20k
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:P :-P
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:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
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(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
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(roll) (rolleyes)
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(angry) >:o
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can 당신 make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...
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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, 피아노 , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , 당신 know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...
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posted by nessienjake
All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If 당신 toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame 거리 were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 다음 to 당신 if they know how to tap into top-secret 오각형, 국방부 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 삭제 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever 당신 hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard 의해 reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some 더 많이 that I came up with too, hope 당신 enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 검색 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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