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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes 당신 make me so mad i wanna throw 당신 in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style 당신 wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally did
8.hold me close and promise to never let me go
9. there comes a time in life when 당신 have to let go of the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make 당신 laugh so hard 당신 forget the bad and solely on the good.after all life is to good to be anything but happy.
10.1 million memories...
100,000 inside jokes...
10,000 great times...
100 secrets...
1 reason...
best friends
11.psh were cool
12.i didnt fall for 당신 당신 tripped me
13.some say holding on is what makes 당신 strong. but sometimes it takes much 더 많이 strength to just let go and 옮기기 on.
14.i dont forgive people because im weak i forgive them because im strong enough to know people make mistakes
15.a 나무, 트리 only hits an automobile in self defense
16.im not as think as 당신 dumb. i am.
17.i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
18.what fun is it being cool if 당신 cant wear a sombrero
19.dont hit kids no seriously they have 총 now.
20.rap is
retards
attempting
poetry
21.im so smart im practically retarded
21.tell your pants its not polite to point
22.taste the 무지개, 레인 보우 eat crayons.
23.i want to be his 가장 좋아하는 hello and his hardest goodbye.
24.when im older... and my little girl asks who my first 사랑 was i want to be able to point across the room and say... he is sitting right there.
25.wish i was eight again... then all i had to get tagged and he would say i was it.
26.the best accesory a girl can have is her best friends
27.you might not like us now but i guarantee you'll hate us later
28.if i had a penny everytime a boy acted stupid id be richer than bill gates
29.come to the darkside we have cookies.
30.organized people are just to lazy to look for things
31.just when i find the keys to success somebody changes the locks
32.i 로스트 my temper but then it came back.
33.im not a poser im not a wannabe...im just me
34.you told me to give 당신 one reason why i like the rain... it is the only place where i can hide my tears.
35.i must be invisible cause when i stare at 당신 당신 stare at her.
36.heres to the future cause im over the past
37.i wanted to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when she wants to cry and the one that could always brighten up your 일 even when she couldnt brighten her own.
38.we fall for boys who give us pretty words & false hopes
39.forgiveness is such a simple word... but its so hard to do when you've been hurt
40.for the world your somebody but to somebody your the world
41.i always seem fall to the boys who never catch me
42.im blasting my 음악 so i cant hear my thoughts
43.your voice was the soundtrack of my life
44.letting go isnt giving up its accepting some things arent meant to be
45.teddies dont hug back but sometimes they're all we got
46.a best friend is like a 4-leaf clover, hard to find but lucky to have
47.best 프렌즈 are the siblings God forgot to give us
48.LOVE... if 당신 have it 당신 dont need anything else, and if 당신 dont have it it doesnt matter what 당신 have
49.life doesnt last forever so live it up drink it down avoid the bull****, take chances and neverregret your decisions because at one point everything 당신 did was what u wanted
50.without humor life sucks, without courage life is hard, without 사랑 life is hopeless, without 프렌즈 like 당신 life would be impossible
51.everything i know about breaking hearts i learned from you
52.im not 이모 im just sad
53.you never know what your missing until it enters your life and then later leaves
54.true life has no happy ending because true 사랑 has no ending
55.life is not the number of breaths 당신 take but the moments that take your breath away
56.every goodbye makes the 다음 hello closer
57.isnt it cute how haters make me the center of the world
58.and as we go on we remember all the times we had together and as our lives change from whatever we'll be 프렌즈 forever
59.my best 프렌즈 are like a fairytale they have been there since once upon a time and will be there forever after
60.so many boys why choose?
61.yeah, so... i pretty much rock
62.every story has an end, but in life every end is just a new beginning.
63.There comes a point in life when 당신 realize who matters who never did who wont anymore and who always will. so dont worry about people from your past, theres a reason why they didnt make it to your future.
64.you know your in 사랑 when 당신 cant fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
65.i have never been so close to giving up and all i have to blame is you
66.never live life unnoticed
67.never underestimate a girl
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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I 게시됨 a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think 당신 can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the 랜덤 팬 club doesn't mean 당신 won't get reported.

3. The 질문 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then 당신 click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If 당신 post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over 의해 the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw 당신 to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I 사랑 you
당신 say do 당신 mean it?
I say yes I do
I 사랑 당신
더 많이 than anything in the world
당신 사랑 me for who I am
Not for my looks 또는 body
Just me
If 당신 never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
당신 found me and took me in
당신 cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This list was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favorites are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round 표, 테이블 was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much 당신 push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If 당신 have a phobia about itching, 당신 may harbor some memories of past infections 또는 other problems that caused 당신 to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up 의해 St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send 당신 to Heaven 또는 Hell. After all, 당신 enormously helped society 의해 putting a computer in almost every 집 in America, yet 당신 also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let 당신 decide where 당신 want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let 당신 visit both places briefly,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival 피자 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their 질문 with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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posted by RandomOne
Note: These have been all tried 의해 me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to 랜덤 people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw 팝콘 at 랜덤 people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were 당신 following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, 당신 run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do 당신 follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do 당신 have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man 또는 YMCA
5. 펀치 someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 상단, 맨 위로 of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and 펀치 all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as 예수님 또는 Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by KitkatKaysa
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The 투석기, 전갈
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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