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found this stuff and i wanted to share with 당신 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 다음 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 질문 to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.

10.Tell your teacher that 당신 don't do homework because it's against your religion.

11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a 원, 동그라미 around your 책상, 데스크 laughing and clapping loudly.

12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start 노래 opera.

13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.

14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the 일 of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a 원, 동그라미 and light them. Sit in the middle of the 원, 동그라미 with the ouji board and claim 당신 are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.

15.Ask 질문 while trying not to use any nouns 또는 make any sense. ex: I have a question: When 당신 said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did 당신 mean the thing that, 당신 know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to 확인 that 당신 agree. When they ask 당신 to stop, say "but I 사랑 당신 so!!"

17.When 당신 have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

18.When a teacher asks 당신 for your homework, angrily exclaim that 당신 are a member of Greenpeace 또는 the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.

19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where 아기 come from in a childish voice.

20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.

21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .

22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .

23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, 당신 answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, 당신 say “is that so?”
5. If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher 당신 did not turn in your homework because 당신 were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When 당신 walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a 냉각기 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my 책상, 데스크 for the part 당신 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a 랜덤 strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T 당신 SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do 당신 guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped 의해 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds 스톨, 훔친 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 스톨, 훔친 it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make 당신 laugh so hard


3.It can make 당신 cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes 당신 wish 당신 lived in the 나루토 world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes 당신 think about it all the time


15.It teaches 당신 나루토 history
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I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 질문 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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Canada is finally getting footage on 유튜브 so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd 당신 leave the toilet 좌석 up?
Peele: 암캐, 암 캐 WHY WAS 당신 LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do 당신 even WANT to hang out!?...
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posted by KataraLover
THIS IS A REPOST OF AN 기사 THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full 기사 review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...
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Howdy ya'll, Deathding back here to talk about a topic that I suddenly found interesting. I went on YouTube to see if anything was already done on this topic, but all I found was a bunch of "TOP 10 CHEATERS WHO GOT CAUGHT, LOL XD!!!! 2017 EDITION (80K LIKES IN AN 시간 AND I DAB!!!!!!)"

....Needless to say, the topic intrigued me, as I've been playing a game lately that quite a few people out there tend to play not so nicely in.

I think it goes without saying that us, as gamers, want to win. We desire all of that ridiculously overpowered equipment. We grind for hours just to get a few levels up....
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take 코멘트 asking 질문 from the last episode and answer them in the 다음 article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope 당신 enjoy our 초 episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who commented in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...
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