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i need everyones help!please!!! read this 기사 first go to the 코멘트 though!

posted by lilred96

(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell 당신 my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell 당신 what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person 당신 will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my 사랑 even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!

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lilred96 I need you guys to read this and tell me if you would read the second entry. Would you? Please comment And as you will see I dont have a title I need help with it please as many things as you can think of, anything can help.

sakono i would~

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wrote a song * LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!*

posted by dreamcatcher321

there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are 더 많이 than this. 당신 are bliss. 당신 are 더 많이 than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.

You are 더 많이 than this. 당신 are bliss. 당신 are 더 많이 than...

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Bolder Than Pride

posted by Hellowittykitty

Completely 랜덤 poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that 메리다와 마법의 숲 hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm 글쓰기 now
Dis, dat, and...

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Guide To Getting The Guy 당신 Want (10 #)

posted by maddiebaby10

1.always let him talk to 당신 about stuff he likes
2.always see what 당신 have in common (if 당신 do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW 당신 FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS 당신 OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask 질문 about him like his 가장 좋아하는 color, his 가장 좋아하는 movie 또는 his 가장 좋아하는 t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your 가장 좋아하는 clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your 가장 좋아하는 영화 and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank 당신 for 읽기 i hope this helps :)

On The Block Episode 25

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 당신 already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 분 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...

On The Block Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 제목 of this 기사 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 영화 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

On The Block Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 당신 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

On The Block Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, 당신 finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's 크리스마스 List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got 더 많이 important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 이전 episode, we...

바비 인형 and the Three Musketeers 바탕화면

added by VanillaSonata

Source: edited 의해 me

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Ricky Spanish

added by Canada24

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The outsiders Imagine: Johnny 🧡

posted by Imabaker78

당신 are sitting on the 침상, 소파 waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with 당신 for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny 당신 say back. Are 당신 ready to watch the movie 당신 ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are 당신 ok?" 당신 ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) 당신 are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly 당신 are Gold. 당신 hold his chest as 당신 are pushing him was y and say " 당신 watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I 사랑 you."...

CHRIS STUCKMANN 인용구

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: 당신 EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, 당신 LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can 당신 tell...

seapony Fluttershy

added by TimberHumphrey

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Albanian Train Operator

posted by Zeku

Have 당신 ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the 일 finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first 일 on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the 일 for his trial...

Merry Freakin' 크리스마스 - 일 15: Fast & Furious: Showdown (360)

posted by windwakerguy430

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can 당신 believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 늑대 Among Us 2 또는 No 더 많이 히어로즈 3? So after being disappointed 의해 Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created 의해 the lovely team at Activision,...