Beg for a 플레이스테이션 3 every time 당신 with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on 기타 Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells 당신 to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while 당신 do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her 당신 changed your mind and would rather go visit your grandparents. Make sure to tell her she is invited.
Figure out what language she dislikes the most. Make sure to slip a few words from that language into your sentences.
Foreplay – Then no play after she is nice and ready. Guys can be not in the mood, too!
Come up with silly nicknames and be sure to use them often. Names like McBunnerson and Dizzle are great.
Make sure to tell them how cute every girl 당신 know is. Not at the same time, mind you. Whenever a friend’s name come up, be sure to say that 당신 like the colour of their eyes, 또는 something far 더 많이 romantic than 당신 normally say to your girlfriend.
Say, and I quote, “Oh my god! I have a great idea!”. Get excited. When she asks what it is, tell her that it’s a secret. For added effect, tell her to hold on because one of your 프렌즈 has to hear about it.
Sing about her butt to her 가장 좋아하는 tunes. Ruining classics is classic.
Simply state, “You’re looking prime tonight.”.
When she invites 당신 to one of her art shows 또는 plays, be sure to tell her that 당신 have other plans, to include playing video games 또는 just hanging out with a friend
When she invites 당신 to go to an art show 또는 a play (that she is not involved with) tell her 당신 have better things to do
Answer any 질문 she gives 당신 involving the word ,’why’, with, “It’s magic, honey”
Find her wallet and 옮기기 all her cards around. Be sure to flip some over too.
Leave the toilet 좌석 up. It’s not a big deal to lower it, of course, but for some reason they almost always freak out! When she complains, tell her its easier to lower the 좌석 than it is to lift one.
When she gets hurt, instead of saying something nice like, “Are 당신 alright?” instead say, “…never —” in a dark voice. Add, after never, whatever it is she was doing. E.G. “…Never tell me what to do…”
When she is giving 당신 instructions, -don’t- pay attention. Instead just nod dumbly and say “Uh huh…” When she is done talking, simply say, “What?”
Explain something extremely vaguely. Use lots of hand gestures and pretend you’re frustrated when you’re talking. It’s bound to do the same to her.
When she asks 당신 about an important date, like when 당신 started dating 또는 your first kiss, grow tired of the conversation immediately and say, “Why the heck should I remember that?” Of course, 당신 should only do this if 당신 actually remember…
Be very romantic. Ask if you’re getting lucky when 당신 feel you’ve accomplished enough.
When 당신 go to the movies, make sure to ask what row she wants to sit in. When she replies, make sure to sit in an entirely different section. If 당신 can, make sure to sit behind people.
If you’ve got natural skill at something and know it, but never do it, allow her to try it some time. If she is bad at it, say “It’s okay, I’m not very good either.” Make sure to show her up.
Make an extremely challenging puzzle for her to accomplish in order to get some gift. Make sure to give her clues that wont actually help her.
Act childish. When she tells 당신 stop, throw a little tantrum.