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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 당신 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 프렌즈 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 당신 have your bath, 덮개, 랩 a bath towel around 당신 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask 당신 what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping 또는 running into something. Look at the ground and whenever 당신 see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as 당신 can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an 시간 and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When 당신 샤워 또는 bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when 당신 laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When 당신 fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything 당신 see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few 분 then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and 십자가, 크로스 your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let 당신 buy what 당신 want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim 당신 have been abducted 의해 aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask 당신 to call someone, stay where 당신 are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I 사랑 당신 Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take 당신 to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their 책상, 데스크 chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid 당신 see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring 집 the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want 당신 to see. Like a drop out 또는 a goth 또는 something. Tell them he/she's 당신 new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out 망고 everywhere 당신 go
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posted by KristineGiangan
Have 당신 ever experience that 당신 don't have any 프렌즈 ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

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What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
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posted by Kswifty13
ok people let get this good because if 당신 like him 당신 will regret it for ever he was making people do things for his good and he told me to lie about my age when the bible says do not lie that is not good to lie

this is the truth and i am not lieing trust me
당신 can ask me anything 당신 do get

so if 당신 do not believe me and all that send me something and ask me anything what 당신 do not get in 글쓰기 just do not over do it

do not 팬 this person are 당신 will be put up to things 당신 will not want to do

dont dont dont
thank 당신 and good bye
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2) Call someone to tell them 당신 can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass...
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