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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 당신 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 프렌즈 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 당신 have your bath, 덮개, 랩 a bath towel around 당신 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask 당신 what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping 또는 running into something. Look at the ground and whenever 당신 see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as 당신 can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an 시간 and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When 당신 샤워 또는 bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when 당신 laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When 당신 fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything 당신 see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few 분 then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and 십자가, 크로스 your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let 당신 buy what 당신 want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim 당신 have been abducted 의해 aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask 당신 to call someone, stay where 당신 are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I 사랑 당신 Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take 당신 to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their 책상, 데스크 chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid 당신 see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring 집 the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want 당신 to see. Like a drop out 또는 a goth 또는 something. Tell them he/she's 당신 new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out 망고 everywhere 당신 go
posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I 로스트 my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I 로스트 my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't 당신 cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with 문신 who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my 가장 좋아하는 things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big 언덕, 힐 of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the 상단, 맨 위로 of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was 로스트 in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room 의해 room patiently
I'll wait for 당신 there
Like a stone
I'll wait for 당신 there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there 당신 led me on

In your house I long to be
Room 의해 room patiently
I'll wait for 당신 there
Like a stone
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my 심장 can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but 당신 try to
Oh, 당신 try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe 당신 can show me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded 의해 the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...
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Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, 또는 that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful 기사 I plan on making. 또는 yet another 월 long project that may 또는 may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...
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#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."


#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, 당신 know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what 당신 got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!


#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...
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 Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.
Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.
Terra Strong voice actor/actress who played Raven said that the company will bring back Teen Titans Original for a season 6. But a catch is people have to support Teen Titans Go Movie. Meaning it has to do well in the Movie theaters. 또는 no original Teen Titans season 6 will not happen. Terra Strong said that is what the company told her. So support Teen Titans Go to the 영화 in the Movie theater. I don't see why people wanna hate on Teen Titans Go. I was at Bookman's store before looking at the comics. And they had Teen Titans 아기 comics. When they were babies. And comics called Titans...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 의해 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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video
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음악
song
there for tomorrow
added by BlindBandit92
It was a peaceful, King Dedede-free morning in Pop Star. Birds chirped. Bunnies hopped around. All of the folks are playing merrily, and then there's... Kirby, who was flying in his Warp 별, 스타 for the reason of feeling the breeze through his light, 담홍색, 핑크 skin. Normally, he'd use the Warp 별, 스타 as a mode of transportation, but today was the day.

Kirby: [singing] I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky,
Here in Pop 별, 스타 I can fly so high.
On my Warp Star, won't it make me cry...

Unfortunately, Kirby had happened to fly too far, in fact, TOO far that he went off bounds from Pop 별, 스타 and flew...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 의해 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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