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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 당신 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 프렌즈 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 당신 have your bath, 덮개, 랩 a bath towel around 당신 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask 당신 what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping 또는 running into something. Look at the ground and whenever 당신 see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as 당신 can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an 시간 and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When 당신 샤워 또는 bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when 당신 laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When 당신 fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything 당신 see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few 분 then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and 십자가, 크로스 your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let 당신 buy what 당신 want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim 당신 have been abducted 의해 aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask 당신 to call someone, stay where 당신 are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I 사랑 당신 Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take 당신 to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their 책상, 데스크 chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid 당신 see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring 집 the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want 당신 to see. Like a drop out 또는 a goth 또는 something. Tell them he/she's 당신 new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out 망고 everywhere 당신 go
posted by Shelly_McShelly
If 당신 tied buttered 토스트 to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when 당신 turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if 당신 open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when 당신 transport something 의해 car, it's called a shipment, but when 당신 transport something 의해 ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a list like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also 글쓰기 taunting letters to police. If 당신 heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see 당신 again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My 사랑 for 당신 is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with 당신 either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with 당신 either way
Nothing's lost
No 더 많이 pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I 로스트 you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...
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posted by spinner90
Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square 또는 rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the 답변 to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each 질문 with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The 답변 that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The 답변 will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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People liked my old 구스범스 기사 so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired 의해 a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, 당신 know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck 의해 lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, 당신 have to have a set of computers 또는 if 당신 want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, 당신 can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. 당신 may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. 당신 will have to earn money 의해 playing. And with that balance, you...
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You know, there’s a lot they don’t tell 당신 about voice acting. One of those things is that voice 연기 is tough. Like really tough. Oh sure, a lot of people will tell you, “You don’t even gotta show your face. This isn’t real acting.”. Those are the words of a person who has never attempted to read lines naturally on a piece of paper to convey emotions through just dialogue in their life. Also an idiot. But yeah, voice 연기 isn’t easy. Having to strain your voice...
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I 사랑 Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned 또는 disguested.. These are some of such examples..



#11: THE KILLER 랍스터 BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the 코멘트 being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..


#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..



#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...
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so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my 상단, 맨 위로 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i 사랑 all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the 더 많이 i listen to the album.
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posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I 로스트 my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I 로스트 my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't 당신 cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with 문신 who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my 가장 좋아하는 things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big 언덕, 힐 of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the 상단, 맨 위로 of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was 로스트 in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room 의해 room patiently
I'll wait for 당신 there
Like a stone
I'll wait for 당신 there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there 당신 led me on

In your house I long to be
Room 의해 room patiently
I'll wait for 당신 there
Like a stone
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my 심장 can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but 당신 try to
Oh, 당신 try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...
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