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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, 당신 can 키스 my 나귀, 엉덩이 too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the 일 i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to 당신 does not matter to me

-When your up, your 프렌즈 know who 당신 are.
When you're down, 당신 know who your 프렌즈 are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab 당신 in the throat with...the 칼, 나이프 당신 left in my back.

-I was the one who said things changed;
당신 were the one who proved it.

-Friendship is not capable of ending
For if it ends it is only because it never existed.

-I'll never forget what 당신 did to me, but I'll never let 당신 know I remember.

-In dealing with backstabbers
There's one thing I’ve learned
Those bitches are only powerful
When your back is turned.

-If your having doubts about whether 당신 can
actually trust a person...chances are 당신 can't.


LOL Just randomly thought i should post some 인용구 i found, in an angry freind mood :)
OK, this 기사 is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had said that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few 곰 prints, and started to wander...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 가입하기 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 당신 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this 기사 is not about 양 또는 bananas it is about a 더 많이 serious matter.

this is a 토론 and i want everyone 읽기 this
글쓰기 a 코멘트 about what 당신 think is write 또는 wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

또는 the chicken?

thats my 토론 and i want EVERYONE who's a 팬
of 랜덤 to write what they think is right


and become a 팬 of me and become a 팬 of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one 더 많이 time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 더 많이 to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 더 많이 to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...
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SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do 당신 think 당신 could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank 당신 all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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DEMENTED POEMS

장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter

장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down

장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 당신 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 또는 someone

3. Go up to a 랜덤 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 랜덤 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 분수 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to 당신 in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When 당신 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are 당신 doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t 당신 try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When 당신 ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while 이전 and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi 또는 Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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