랜덤 Article: awesome school joke

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posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked 의해 his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes 집 and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother replies " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad replies "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
다음 he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes to his younger brother and asks the same 질문 and he replies "in my little red car"

so he goes to school the 다음 일 and his teacher asks "what is one of your spelling words" and the boy replies "shutup!"
the teacher, says " excuse me, do 당신 want to go see the principle!"
the boy says "yeah yeah"
so he goes to the principles office and is asked "who do 당신 think 당신 are?" 의해 the principle. the boy replies "da na na na batman".
the principle then says " what do 당신 think 당신 deserve?" and the 만, 베이 replies " lollipop, lollipop"
The principle, no outraged, says " how do 당신 think 당신 were going to get away with this?"
and the boy says "IN MY LITTLE RED CAR!"

sorry its really long

DramaQueen1020, blackpanther666 and 18 others like this

Hinata1994 That was awesome!!!!! Really funny! You deserve a cookie! *gives a cookie* {Don't mind me. I'm always like that lol}

DavidJS23 cute joke

Nayeli53 LOL thats funny!!!

Shelly_McShelly glad you like it! i'll post some new jokes soon!

goth-kitty cute!

countrygirl2008 ok that was funny!

green6244 that's a cut ejoke! i've heard a different version, but this is funnier!

mrsspencereid I think my principal would go all psycho on me if i did the batman thing to him. his name is Mr. Battenburg and all the ppl at my school call him batman behind his back.he knows we do it,but has never caught any of us...yet.

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Epic 목걸이

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Random.

added by EimieRose

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My Dilemma Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"My Dilemma"
You make me so upset sometimes
I feel like I could lose my mind...
The conversation goes nowhere
Because you're never gonna take me there...

And I know, what I know
And I know you're no good for me
Yeah I know, what I know
And I know it's not meant to be

Here's my dilemma
One half of me wants ya
And the other half wants to forget
My-my-my dilemma
From the moment I met ya
I just can't get 당신 out of my head

And I tell myself to run from you
But I find myself attracted to my dilemma,
My dilemma, it's you, it's you
Your eyes have told a thousand lies
But I believe them when they look in mine...
I heard...

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Nightwish: "Ghost 사랑 Score" - Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics 게시됨 to this club.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My 사랑 will be in you
If 당신 be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My 사랑 will be in you
If 당신 be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...

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Capduca de Magica chapter one: the world in the sink

posted by misscrazel

"So girls," said mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down.
"So why'd we have to 옮기기 to Britain?" asked Erin.
"Well maybe 당신 can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green.
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other.
"Since when does that happen." they said in unison.
"Why don't 당신 go explore the house." said Mrs. Green.
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with gold and 무지개, 레인 보우 streaks.
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A 말 tail brushed...

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Social Disease ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

당신 can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But 당신 wouldn't tell no one
Your 가장 좋아하는 if 당신 could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes 당신 would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a 불, 화재 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because 사랑 is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where 당신 look 당신 can find it
Try to run but...

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Somewhere only we know- Keane lyrics

posted by randomgirl3000

I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat 의해 the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have 당신 gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have 당신 gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and...

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사랑 Lies ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed 당신 my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night 당신 스톨, 훔친 it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear 당신 whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the 사랑 lies

All alone 당신 called it survival
He 로스트 at 사랑 to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...

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Switch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then 당신 switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like 당신 used to be
‘Cause 당신 get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause 당신 get in my head and hold...

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Me Without 당신 ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s just 당신 and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging 의해 a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...

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Tell Me Lies ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want 당신 to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather 당신 not be so sincere

How cold could 당신 be
What would 당신 do if 당신 were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my 심장 it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, 사랑 is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...

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Don't Touch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush 당신 can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush 당신 can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...

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So Much For 당신 ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If 당신 wanna dance let’s 옮기기 it
If 당신 wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If 당신 want the world 당신 got it
If 당신 want the girl 당신 got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If 당신 want it all 당신 got it
Can 당신 hear me call 당신 got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...

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Death & A GUY

posted by -Yusha-

Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the 다음 on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't 당신 take a 좌석 and I will get 당신 something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some 음식 with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list and removed his name from the 상단, 맨 위로 of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because 당신 have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much 당신 try!!

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Pokemon Theme Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's 당신 and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face

To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the 불, 화재 department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a 팬 of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on 팬팝 towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I 사랑 and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of 당신 for the rest of my life :)

I 사랑 당신 all! Have a beautiful, wonderful 일 :D

-LOL!-