Chapter 2—A New Day…A New Chapter
Right 다음 to the right one…what if 당신 are, and 당신 just don’t know it? 또는 당신 know it, and they don’t? That’s quite a pickle…why do they say that? Why is it a pickle? Why not say “oh, that’s quite a scone!” 또는 “what a 크랜베리, 적갈색 muffin!” ah…so confusing. So I think that if 당신 are going on a bike ride 당신 don’t need to wear a helmet, 당신 just need to wear one of those big hard headbands. That’s because I was riding in this really short car down a bumpy road and I hit my head on the ceiling. But it didn’t hurt. 당신 wanna know why? Because I was wearing a big fat hard headband. Maybe that’s why people started wearing those. Maybe someone had on a bike 헬멧 and the front and back got cut off, and it was just a hard strip. And then that strip happened to look very good on that person, and so they just kept it around for everyday use. And then someone saw them with it and cut up their own bike helmets and just wore the headbands instead. But then, over time, people forgot the safety features of these headbands and just started wearing them for fashion and fun, and someone reinvented the bike helmet, because people were not wearing their headbands while riding their bikes, and were getting their skulls cracked open. And then the rules were made that 당신 have to wear your 헬멧 when 당신 ride your bike, so nobody was 메리다와 마법의 숲 enough to bring back the headband helmets. And there 당신 have it, the story of how helmets were turned into headbands and back again. Bing! I need a brain implant. I think that instead of breast implants and nose jobs and lip puffer-upper thingies they should offer brain implants. They would make so much 더 많이 money on brain implants than on any of other things because 더 많이 people are stupid and need brain implants. I would definitely get one if they were offered. I really need a calculator implanted into my brain, and soon too, I have finals 다음 week. But if brain implants were available the math teachers would probably forbid them 또는 something, so i don’t know if that would be a very good idea anyways…oh well, it was a good idea when it came to mind…ha-ha and it would still be nice… oh well. 당신 can’t have everything except for those smiley faces are really happy lookingthey make me warm and fuzzy inside! What if 당신 actually got warm and fuzzy inside whenever 당신 said that? Like your insides started boiling and sprouted little fuzzy hairs like a baby chickens 또는 whatever. That’s kinda gross if 당신 think about it. It’s also gross if 당신 don’t think about it. 당신 know what? It’s just gross. Period…times 2…+4…period.haha how’s that for a . ? I just wish it didn’t have that gigantic 우주 up there . . . oh well. That’s what 당신 get when 당신 want to make a point with your big .’S. 당신 know what I like? Those big giant tortilla chip thingies. 당신 know the big and round yellow things that taste like regular tortilla chips, but are really, really big? Actually, I don’t know if 당신 do know. . . im just assuming that 당신 know what im talking about, which I should probably never do, cos I hardly ever make much sense about anything. I also don’t make cents. Im totally broke. I wish I made cents. . . but I can’t find a way of doing that without actually working. . . so I guess I’ll just stay broke for a while until my birthday. It’s in a couple of months, I’ll get 의해 on begging till then. Maybe I’ll start right now. I’ll be back later, im heading for the streets! Okay, so the streets (my driveway) wasn’t working. Turns out rich people don’t come down to the end of Driven Trail very much at 5:00 on a Wednesday…well, I didn’t expect very much 더 많이 than a couple of birds and maybe a 다람쥐 또는 two. And they don’t carry any money on them, cos they don’t have pockets. What if they did have pockets? It would be really funny to see a 박새 속의 총칭, 총칭 또는 a 다람쥐 running around in the mud in a little dress 또는 mini, miniscule little jeans and a jacket! And they could have pockets just big enough to stuff a folded up twenty in there. Only the pockets would like take up the entire 셔츠 if they were that big… oh well. Maybe I’ll make some little teeny clothes and lay them out on the porch and see if they’re gone in the morning. Only if they are gone, it probably means that my 개 ate them… oh well, at least their stomachs will be warm! 당신 cannot have a cold stomach. If your stomach was cold all the chewed up 음식 would just freeze into a big mushy gross looking ice cube. And it would just stay in there forever. I wonder if that’s why 뱀파이어 can’t eat regular food. Their skin is so cold that any 음식 they ate would just freeze into lumpy brown ice. Wow, that explains a lot! It’s funny how much 당신 can learn while just rambling on and on like im doing now! I think that when 당신 think 당신 don’t think of as many good ideas, don’t 당신 think so? When you’re thinking you’re actually thinking about something, so there’s no room in your brain for new 더 많이 interesting ideas. If you’re not thinking about anything in particular, and just 글쓰기 down anything that comes into your mind a lot of very interesting educational stuff comes into your mind. Like about the cold stomachs and the song slugs and the headband helmets and stuff. Ah, the things the brain comes up with! Fascinating, fascinating! I could spend all 일 talking about it (don’t get scared, I won’t).
haha! there 당신 go! the 초 installment of my awesome book!
Right 다음 to the right one…what if 당신 are, and 당신 just don’t know it? 또는 당신 know it, and they don’t? That’s quite a pickle…why do they say that? Why is it a pickle? Why not say “oh, that’s quite a scone!” 또는 “what a 크랜베리, 적갈색 muffin!” ah…so confusing. So I think that if 당신 are going on a bike ride 당신 don’t need to wear a helmet, 당신 just need to wear one of those big hard headbands. That’s because I was riding in this really short car down a bumpy road and I hit my head on the ceiling. But it didn’t hurt. 당신 wanna know why? Because I was wearing a big fat hard headband. Maybe that’s why people started wearing those. Maybe someone had on a bike 헬멧 and the front and back got cut off, and it was just a hard strip. And then that strip happened to look very good on that person, and so they just kept it around for everyday use. And then someone saw them with it and cut up their own bike helmets and just wore the headbands instead. But then, over time, people forgot the safety features of these headbands and just started wearing them for fashion and fun, and someone reinvented the bike helmet, because people were not wearing their headbands while riding their bikes, and were getting their skulls cracked open. And then the rules were made that 당신 have to wear your 헬멧 when 당신 ride your bike, so nobody was 메리다와 마법의 숲 enough to bring back the headband helmets. And there 당신 have it, the story of how helmets were turned into headbands and back again. Bing! I need a brain implant. I think that instead of breast implants and nose jobs and lip puffer-upper thingies they should offer brain implants. They would make so much 더 많이 money on brain implants than on any of other things because 더 많이 people are stupid and need brain implants. I would definitely get one if they were offered. I really need a calculator implanted into my brain, and soon too, I have finals 다음 week. But if brain implants were available the math teachers would probably forbid them 또는 something, so i don’t know if that would be a very good idea anyways…oh well, it was a good idea when it came to mind…ha-ha and it would still be nice… oh well. 당신 can’t have everything except for those smiley faces are really happy lookingthey make me warm and fuzzy inside! What if 당신 actually got warm and fuzzy inside whenever 당신 said that? Like your insides started boiling and sprouted little fuzzy hairs like a baby chickens 또는 whatever. That’s kinda gross if 당신 think about it. It’s also gross if 당신 don’t think about it. 당신 know what? It’s just gross. Period…times 2…+4…period.haha how’s that for a . ? I just wish it didn’t have that gigantic 우주 up there . . . oh well. That’s what 당신 get when 당신 want to make a point with your big .’S. 당신 know what I like? Those big giant tortilla chip thingies. 당신 know the big and round yellow things that taste like regular tortilla chips, but are really, really big? Actually, I don’t know if 당신 do know. . . im just assuming that 당신 know what im talking about, which I should probably never do, cos I hardly ever make much sense about anything. I also don’t make cents. Im totally broke. I wish I made cents. . . but I can’t find a way of doing that without actually working. . . so I guess I’ll just stay broke for a while until my birthday. It’s in a couple of months, I’ll get 의해 on begging till then. Maybe I’ll start right now. I’ll be back later, im heading for the streets! Okay, so the streets (my driveway) wasn’t working. Turns out rich people don’t come down to the end of Driven Trail very much at 5:00 on a Wednesday…well, I didn’t expect very much 더 많이 than a couple of birds and maybe a 다람쥐 또는 two. And they don’t carry any money on them, cos they don’t have pockets. What if they did have pockets? It would be really funny to see a 박새 속의 총칭, 총칭 또는 a 다람쥐 running around in the mud in a little dress 또는 mini, miniscule little jeans and a jacket! And they could have pockets just big enough to stuff a folded up twenty in there. Only the pockets would like take up the entire 셔츠 if they were that big… oh well. Maybe I’ll make some little teeny clothes and lay them out on the porch and see if they’re gone in the morning. Only if they are gone, it probably means that my 개 ate them… oh well, at least their stomachs will be warm! 당신 cannot have a cold stomach. If your stomach was cold all the chewed up 음식 would just freeze into a big mushy gross looking ice cube. And it would just stay in there forever. I wonder if that’s why 뱀파이어 can’t eat regular food. Their skin is so cold that any 음식 they ate would just freeze into lumpy brown ice. Wow, that explains a lot! It’s funny how much 당신 can learn while just rambling on and on like im doing now! I think that when 당신 think 당신 don’t think of as many good ideas, don’t 당신 think so? When you’re thinking you’re actually thinking about something, so there’s no room in your brain for new 더 많이 interesting ideas. If you’re not thinking about anything in particular, and just 글쓰기 down anything that comes into your mind a lot of very interesting educational stuff comes into your mind. Like about the cold stomachs and the song slugs and the headband helmets and stuff. Ah, the things the brain comes up with! Fascinating, fascinating! I could spend all 일 talking about it (don’t get scared, I won’t).
haha! there 당신 go! the 초 installment of my awesome book!
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy 곰 =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A 얼룩말 CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the 얼룩말 cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how 당신 spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy 곰 =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A 얼룩말 CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the 얼룩말 cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how 당신 spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
당신 always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i said no one cared about me
you'd say 당신 do
당신 stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
당신 came to my rescue
and put down the knife
당신 told me 당신 would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
당신 really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
당신 made me whole
it's that i 사랑 you
and even though were friends
i would always 사랑 당신
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll 사랑 me too
and I'll be waiting for that 일 to come
and you'll say I 사랑 you
and i'd do the same for you
when i said no one cared about me
you'd say 당신 do
당신 stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
당신 came to my rescue
and put down the knife
당신 told me 당신 would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
당신 really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
당신 made me whole
it's that i 사랑 you
and even though were friends
i would always 사랑 당신
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll 사랑 me too
and I'll be waiting for that 일 to come
and you'll say I 사랑 you
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies 기사 but here goes!
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last 일 of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff 당신 put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl 당신 wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY 땅콩 BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to 땅콩 butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any 땅콩 butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last 일 of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff 당신 put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl 당신 wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY 땅콩 BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to 땅콩 butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any 땅콩 butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.
One day, she talked during a 불, 화재 while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the 검색 for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang 스톨, 훔친 five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was 집 schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they 로스트 their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END
One day, she talked during a 불, 화재 while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the 검색 for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang 스톨, 훔친 five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was 집 schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they 로스트 their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END