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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of 당신 here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: 당신 will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up 의해 my boys. Good luck to 당신 Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to 당신 fellas as well.

After five 분 of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from inside. He shoots him with a silenced pistol*
MI6 Agent: *Rolls down a small hill*
Johnny: *Looks at the body*
CIA Agent: Isn't that one of the MI6 agents?
Johnny: Call Commander Kane, tell him there's an intruder. *Runs towards the castle*
Enemy Spy: *Getting into a 1989 Mercury Grand Marquis*
MI6 Agent: *Watching the enemy spy drive off* Wait a minute. 당신 can't take that!
Johnny: *Runs past the agent* Excuse me.
Enemy Spy: *Turns on a radio*

Song: link

Enemy Spy: Finally, some good 음악 after being stuck in that- *Hears someone on 상단, 맨 위로 of the car*
Johnny: *On the roof of the Mercury*
Enemy Spy: *Turns right*
Johnny: *Rolls to the left, and breaks through the driver's side window*
Enemy Spy: *Gets pushed into the right seat*

They both grabbed their guns, but a 트랙터 pulling a trailer full of 건초 was in their way.

Johnny: *Swerves to the left to avoid the tractor*
Enemy Spy: *Falls on 상단, 맨 위로 of Johnny*
Johnny: *Pushes the spy off of him, and aims his gun at him. They both shoot at the same time, but their bullets hit each other. He kicks the spy towards the right door*
Enemy Spy: *Shoots through the window, and is out of bullets*
Johnny: *Sees a truck in front of them* Ah! *Goes right, down a dirt road*
MI6 Agent: Copy, I see them.
Enemy Spy: *Takes Johnny's gun, and shoots at the MI6 Agent*
MI6 Agent: *Firing an MP5 at both of them*

One bullet made the 트렁크 open, revealing several crates full of grenades, and dynamite.

Enemy Spy: *Punches Johnny*
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and hits the enemy spy*
Enemy Spy: *Knocks the gun out of Johnny's hand. It flies to the back, hits the roof, and fires a bullet into the trunk, setting off a dynamite fuse*
Johnny: *Gets on 상단, 맨 위로 of the spy, and repeatedly punches him*

He smelled something burning, and knew he had to get out quickly.

Johnny: *Sees smoke coming from the trunk, and jumps out*
Enemy Spy: Huh? *Looks back, and sees the smoke from the dynamite, but the car explodes, and he is dead*

Stop the song

Johnny: *Stands up*
MI6 Agents: *Arriving in a Range Rover Evoque*
MI6 Agent 95: Are 당신 alright Mr. Lightning?
Johnny: Yeah.
MI6 Agent 73: What was that person after?
Johnny: *Holding a flash drive* I swiped it from him just before the explosion. We better show this to Commander Kane.
MI6 Agent 95: Right. Hop in.
Johnny: *Gets in the back*

The three of them turned around, and started heading back to Commander Kane.

Opening Credits Song: link

Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*

Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts to the left, out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his 책상, 데스크 with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*

Johnny, and the British spies returned to the building where Commander Kane was waiting.

Narrator: With the flash drive I found from the guy I killed, me and everyone else could hopefully learn 더 많이 about what we were about to face.

Episode 8: The Mole

Johnny: *Walks into a big room with the British spies. There are thirteen other people, including Commander Kane*
Commander Kane: Johnny, glad to see you're safe.
Johnny: Thank 당신 sir. *Hands him the flash drive* Hopefully we'll figure out what that guy wanted.

Special guest stars

Daniel Radcliffe as Mark Henderson
Jeremy Clarkson as Lewis King
Rhys Davies as Derek O'Rourke

Commander Kane: *Puts the flash drive in a laptop, plugged into a projector* Let's see what we got. *Looks at the screen, and sees a list of names*

Monica Cruz as Debbie Alameda
Eddie Redmayne as Benjamin Jefferson

MI6 Agent 95: Good god, that's a list of our agents!
MI6 Agent 73: What did the person look like? The one that 당신 were chasing?
Johnny: White skin, black hair, and blue eyes. I believe I saw a security camera when we were doing our training. It was close to the area where he 스톨, 훔친 the car with explosives.
Commander Kane: Let's go take a look.

The four of them walked into a room where they could replay the footage from the security camera.

Johnny: *Looking at the man* Does he look familiar to any of you?
MI6 Agent 73: No.
MI6 Agent 95: Afraid not.
Johnny: There's gotta be something we can find that can give us a clue. What brand is the flash drive from?
Commander Kane: I believe it was from a new company in Spain called Gran Memoria.
MI6 Agent 73: Gran Memoria?
Johnny: That's Spanish for Big Memory. Now I maybe wrong, but something tells me that we can find a couple of clues over at their company.
Commander Kane: I'll get some documents set up for you.
MI6 Agent 95: 당신 can't go alone. The 질문 is, who can go with you?
MI6 Agent 73: It'll be difficult to find someone we can trust.
Johnny: Not quite. If you're suggesting to send someone from your organization, I know a few guys 당신 can count on. I've worked with them in the past, and I know they can be trusted.

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.

Lewis: *In a fancy hotel, he hears his phone ring, and 답변 it* Lewis King speaking.
Johnny: Lewis, it's Johnny.
Lewis: Johnny, good to hear from 당신 again, but unfortunately now's not a good time.
Johnny: Why?
Lewis: Well 당신 see, I'm currently already on an assignment in Brazil. A maniac 스톨, 훔친 a spaceship from California, and I'm with another CIA agent stopping him.
Johnny: Well, good luck.
Lewis: Before I go however, there is one thing I must tell you. Your female agents know how to have a good time. *Hangs up*
Johnny: *Closes his eyes* Well, that's gonna be difficult to get out of my mind.
MI6 Agent 73: No go I presume?
Johnny: Correct. Let's try Derek.

Fishguard, Wales

Derek: *Answers his cell phone* O' Rourke.
Johnny: Derek, it's Johnny. Are 당신 available at the moment?
Derek: Yes, why?
Johnny: I'm helping your government try to find a 몰, 두더지 in your organization. I just intercepted a flash drive containing dozens of names of British Agents. I'm in Northern Ireland if 당신 want to 가입하기 me.
Derek: Of course. Exactly where are 당신 in Northern Ireland?
Johnny: Mount Stewart. I'm at the MI6 training facility. See if Mark Henderson can 가입하기 us.
Derek: I'm afraid not. He's in Sweden tracking down some stolen weapons. I do know another agent that can 가입하기 us however. Ever heard of Benjamin Jefferson?
Johnny: No.
Derek: Well I've been working with him for a couple of weeks, and he's a fine chap. Get some tickets ready, and we'll 가입하기 당신 soon.
Commander Kane: Gran Memoria is located in Zaragoza.
Johnny: Good, see 당신 two later. Kane says that we're going to Zaragoza, in Spain. Goodbye. *Hangs up*

Song: link

From Northern Ireland, Johnny, Derek, and Benjamin quickly made it into Zaragoza.

Johnny: 당신 ever been to Spain before Ben?
Benjamin: Once, but not in this city.
Flight Attendant: Attention all passengers, we will land in Zaragoza in five minutes. Please make sure that 당신 have all of your belongings, and remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop.
Johnny: Not a partial stop.
Derek: Because during a partial stop...
Johnny & Derek: I partially get up!
Benjamin: *Laughing*

The plane landed, and when the three walked into the terminal, they were greeted 의해 a man standing 다음 to a brand new black Chrysler 300.

Driver: Welcome gentlemen.
Derek: Standard CIA issue.
Benjamin: Impressive. *Gets in the back with Derek, and Johnny*

Soon, they reached their hotel. Stop the song.

Johnny: *Walks in with Derek, and Benjamin* Okay, let's take a look at what Commander Kane gave us.
Derek: *Puts his suitcase on a table*
Benjamin: *Holding several papers, ID's, and passports*
Johnny: Thank 당신 Benjamin. *Looks at one of the papers* We've been instructed to go to Gran Memoria tomorrow at 9 AM, on the dot. Our ID's, and passports have our fake names. I'm Felix Potter, Derek's Harold Greene, and Benjamin, 당신 are Otto Runstedt.
Benjamin: Why am I always the German?
Derek: Come on now, this is only the 초 time.
Johnny: Our background cover is this. All three of us have been in the UK for many years, and our original flash drive factory shut down. We heard that Gran Memoria was hiring, and decided to get positions here.
Derek: Who's the leader?
Johnny: Benjamin, I believe 당신 have the picture of Gran Memoria's CEO.
Benjamin: That I do. *Holding the picture*
Derek: *Looking at a lady* Who is that?
Johnny: Debbie Alameda. She's going to interview us at the meeting tomorrow.
Benjamin: *Looking worried* Johnny, I think I realized something wrong with your cover. How old are you?
Johnny: 22. Why?
Benjamin: *Shows him his ID* It says 당신 were born in 1986.
Johnny: Must have been a typo. Nothing we can do about it now. If Larry Wilcox could pull it off, then so can I.
Derek: What does that mean?
Johnny: He was able to look younger than his actual appearance. Nobody will notice that I'm 10 years younger than 32.

Johnny arrived at Gran Memoria with Derek, and Benjamin.

Johnny: *Opens the door, and holds it for the others*
Derek: Thank you. *Walks inside with Benjamin*
Johnny: *Following the two of them*
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Welcome gentlemen. Are 당신 here for an interview?
Johnny: I am. Felix Potter, and these are Harold Greene, and Otto Runstedt.
Derek: How do 당신 do?
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Fine, thank you. If 당신 sit down over there, I'll get everything prepared for you.
Johnny: *Sits down with Derek, and Benjamin*
Benjamin: What exactly are we going to try, and find?
Johnny: Anything unusual. Places like this are occasionally used as a front.
Debbie: *Walks into the room* Hello gentlemen.
Johnny: Good morning.
Debbie: My name is Debbie Alameda. Please follow me.
Johnny: *Stands up with Derek, and Benjamin. The three of them follow Debbie to a flight of stairs*
Debbie: So, I understand that 당신 three come from the United Kingdom.
Johnny: We do, but I was originally born in the United States. *Looks at a door that says Employees Only*
Derek: *Nods*
Debbie: And your name is?
Johnny: Felix Potter.
Debbie: *Walks into her office with the others* It's funny, 당신 look very young for someone who's 32.
Derek: Larry Wilcox pulled it off.
Debbie: The actor?
Johnny: Yes. *Sits down with the others, and places his finger on the right arm of his glasses, activating an infra-red lense*
Debbie: Well there is one thing I must inform you.
Derek: *Adjusting his watch* And that is?
Debbie: You're in trouble.
Benjamin: *Stands up pointing a gun at Johnny*
Debbie: *Pointing a gun at Derek* Follow me.
Johnny: I take it we didn't get the job.

The two of them were placed in a room with no windows. This was also on the 초 floor.

Derek: What did 당신 see before we got imprisoned?
Johnny: I didn't have much time, but I did find some people 로딩 boxes. My guess is they're either weapons, 또는 flash drives.
Derek: Perhaps both.
Johnny: How do we get out of this one?
Derek: I contacted Mark with my watch 의해 hitting an emergency button. He should be here within an hour, but my watch should also have a couple of other gadgets.
Johnny: Preferably a laser.
Derek: How'd 당신 know?
Johnny: Mabel, my quartermaster makes the same type of watch for both our governments.

In the room where men were 로딩 weapons into boxes.

Benjamin: Their real names are Johnny Lightning, and Derek O' Rourke. Johnny is the American.
Debbie: I know. Only an American would have a name like that. How much did they figure out?
Benjamin: Aside from the name of this company, not much. Let's make sure they don't intercept anymore of our flash drives, 또는 MI6 will crack down on us in five 초 flat.

Derek used the laser from his watch to break the lock on the door, and open it.

Derek: Too bad your watch can't do that.
Johnny: Yes, but it can provide us with transportation.
Derek: We got to stop Benjamin before he starts getting 더 많이 flash drives. Who knows how much information he'll steal from us?
Johnny: I'm not planning on finding out. We'll stop him in time.

They made it to the entrance to the room where the flash drives and weapons were being loaded.

Johnny: *Slowly opens the door*
Derek: *Walks in with Johnny*
Guard: *Walking up a flight of stairs*
Johnny: *Closes the door*
Derek: *Sees Benjamin* follow me.
Johnny: *Following Derek. They use a conveyor 벨트 for cover*
Benjamin: We got just three 더 많이 분 to go before everything is prepared.
Debbie: Have the drivers prepare their trucks, and we will get everything loaded.
Benjamin: *Grabs a walkie talkie* All drivers, get your trucks to their designated 로딩 areas.

These trucks were delivery vans from Mecedes-Benz. They were backing up with the back doors open to load the boxes.

Johnny: I got an idea.
Derek: What is it?
Johnny: *Pulls out his 45, and attaches a silencer* 당신 better make sure no one's on the walkway above us.
Derek: You're clear.
Johnny: *Shoots a switch, and makes the conveyor 벨트 go backwards*
Debbie: What the hell?
Guard 53: Somebody tried to shoot me!
Debbie: *Looks at a bullet hole on the switch* It's been disabled. Turn the machine off.
Benjamin: All drivers, we're having some technical difficulties. Please remain in the vans, and don't go anywhere.
Johnny: *Stands up with Derek* Freeze!
Benjamin: *Looks at the two agents* Well, well. Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: So you're the 몰, 두더지 throwing MI6 under the bus.
Benjamin: If that's how 당신 want to describe it, sure.
Derek: Why Benjamin?
Debbie: Because of me.
Benjamin: They framed her for the murder of another agent in Amsterdam. Despite all of my evidence proving her innocence, they still ordered to have her killed. I was suspended for helping her, but we changed our identities, and relocated here.
Johnny: I remember that story. Every news channel over the world buzzed about it when it occurred ten years ago.
Derek: And 당신 basically decided to get revenge on us for that case.
Benjamin: Precisely. *Pulling out a gun*
Johnny: Well that's not going to happen. *Shoots Benjamin*

Song: link

Debbie: *Running for the conveyor belt*
Johnny: Come on! *Following Debbie with Derek following closely behind*
Debbie: *Sliding towards the trucks*
봉고차, 반 Driver: *Looking at Debbie* What do we do now?
Debbie: Sit tight.
Derek: *Throws a grenade at a fuel tank* Adios Gran Memoria!
Johnny: *Running after Debbie* Hurry up before it blows!

The grenade destroyed the entire building. The force of the explosion made Johnny and Derek fall onto the ground. Debbie was getting into a Ferrari F12.

Johnny: This looks like a job for the Coronet. *Activates his watch* Run!
Derek: *Running 다음 to Johnny*
Johnny: *Selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump!
Derek: *Jumps with Johnny*

Johnny was now driving his car with Derek sitting to his right.

Derek: If only Lewis was here.
Johnny: Yeah, I wonder what he's up to right now.

The song pauses for a brief moment as Lewis fights men in a 우주 station.

Lewis: *Firing a laser pistol* Roger Moore, I wish 당신 were still alive!

The song continues as we get back to our chase.

Debbie: *Takes a left turn, cutting off a bus*
Johnny: *Does the same thing*
Bus Driver: ¿Por qué la gente siempre tiene que tener prisa?
Johnny: I hope Mark knows where to meet up with us.
Derek: My watch is broadcasting our position to his radar. If he's looking.
Debbie: *Using the Puente De Santiago bridge to 십자가, 크로스 the Ebro*
Johnny: *Getting closer to Debbie* Shoot out one of her tires if 당신 can.
Derek: *Grabs his P229, and lowers his window*
Debbie: *Going around the circle*
Derek: *Shoots Debbie's back window, and breaks it*
Debbie: *Turns off the circle, and goes towards another circle*

A helicopter was seen heading towards her.

Debbie: Uh oh.
Derek: That's Mark alright!
Pilot: *Lands in front of Debbie's car*
Johnny: *Slides his car, stopping behind Debbie's Ferrari*

Stop the song

Debbie: *Running away*
Johnny: *Shoots Debbie in the leg*
Debbie: *Lands on the ground*
Mark: *Arresting Debbie* 당신 kill one of our agents, and 스톨, 훔친 some of our weapons.
Debbie: How did 당신 find that out?
Mark: Some of your men told me in Sweden. Rest their souls.
Johnny: Well Derek, looks like our mission is accomplished.
Derek: What do 당신 say we head back to Ireland? This time, for pleasure instead of business.
Johnny: I like the sound of that.

Song (Start at 1:04): link

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from January 31, 2019
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about 디즈니 and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have 당신 watched Shake it up? It's the best thing 디즈니 has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit 디즈니 Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL 디즈니 & music. Even the trash 영화 like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the 디즈니 direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap 디즈니 Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume 당신 are Chinese just because you're Asian, 또는 automatically assume 당신 are Mexican just because 당신 are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best 프렌즈 are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little 조랑말 팬 fiction. If 당신 do not like talking 말 that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police 조랑말 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police 조랑말 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, 당신 will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started 의해 a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new 아이콘 he created. This angered millions, and 스플릿, 분할 the My Little 조랑말 fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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