#1: Narrator (Doug Walker): (laughing) And so, hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer 벽 was taken over 의해 Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even 더 많이 people died, YEAAAAA! But, how are Eren and the gang getting by?

#2:
Garrison: 당신 want food?
Eren: Yeah!
Garrison: Then 당신 should fuckin' 가입하기 the military! 당신 can get all the 음식 당신 want!
Eren: Really?
Garrison: Yeah! And 당신 can also do stuff like this! punches and kicks Eren to the ground
Eren: After getting punched and kicked to the ground) That sounds AWESOME!!
(scene skip)
Eren: We'll 가입하기 the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and VENGEANCE that we've ever wanted!

#3:
Shardis: Alright, 당신 POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don't want no screwing around with 당신 batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a 옥수수 COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE! And 당신 know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?
Armin: Ar- Ar- Ar-
Shardis: WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE 후드 OF A MERCEDEZ BENZ, 당신 SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!! DO 당신 SING?!
Armin: *stutters*
Shardis: HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT!!
Armin: I don't know if I can-
Shardis: *sings a very high note*
Armin: *struggles to harmonize with the note, then gets his head turned around 의해 Shardis*
Shardis: What about you, 머핀 top? What's your story?
Jean: Oh, well, my name is Jean Kirstein from Trost, and after I ace this academy, I'll be joining the Military Police.
Shardis: Wow. 당신 seem to have a good head on your shoulders.
Jean: Oh, well thank 당신 so m- *gets headbutted 의해 Shardis*

#4:
Shardis: (After Eren failed at using the 3D gear) What's the matter, Jaeger? Is it too difficult for you? Well if 당신 want to quit that's fine. We've got plenty of job openings at the custodial department so 당신 can clean up your SHIT PERFORMANCE!!!! Why can't 당신 be, 더 많이 like that majestic stallion, Jean, over there?!
Jean: *laughs smugly*
Connie: OHMYGAWD JEAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIET!
Shardis: (After Eren has mastered the 3D gear) Well sweet Pacific Rim-job, look at you, Jaeger! You're all loose and tight at the same time! JEAN! WHY CAN'T 당신 BE 더 많이 LIKE JAEGER-BOMBASTIC OVER HERE?!
Jean: *starts crying*
Connie: OHMYGAWD JEAN 당신 SUCK!!

#5:
Thomas (no indoor voice): OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. THIS IS CRAZY. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!!
Connie: I KNOW RIGHT! (cough)

#6:
Thomas (right 다음 to Erin): WOW ERIN, THAT IS AMAZING, TELL US 더 많이 ABOUT THAT GIANT TITAN 당신 COULD "TOTALLY" BEAT UP!
Erin: I'm not saying that I could take him with one arm... but I could totally take him with one arm.

#7:
Jean: I have never seen a creature quite so love—
Mikasa: I'm not into guys with vaginas.
Jean: *shocked* OHHH!!
[Connie laughs]

#8:
Thomas: COME ON GUYS, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
Eren: What bright side?!
Thomas: I DON'T KNOW. BUT WHEN WE FIND IT, WE SHOULD LOOK ON IT!
Eren: I fucking hate you, Thomas.
Connie: THOMAS 당신 SUCK!

#9:
Verman (no indoor voice): ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, 당신 ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE!! *Beat* (normal) 당신 deploy in 15 minutes.

#10:
Thomas: I THINK ONE GOT ME! *gulp* (from inside the Titan's stomach) YEP, IT DEFINITELY GOT ME!!

#11:
Reiner: 당신 know who gives the best 조언 on gears? Bertoldt right here.
Bertoldt: Oh, well, I'll just Bertell 당신 what I Bertoldt him: 당신 just gotta go out there and do it. Just loosen up and be tight at the same time.
Eren: That's it?
Armin: 당신 know what, he makes a good, (unintelligable), he makes a good point! (You know it's gotta be the power)
Reiner: Heh ha ha, this guy's great.

#12:
Jean: I'm not gonna fight you! You're dirty! *gets punched* Ow!