Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm 글쓰기 this 기사 in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the 상단, 맨 위로 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which nobody rules,however this is far from being the truth.What the the Zanarchy truly wants is a world that will be ruled 의해 zanhar1.Don't believe me?Just take a look at this analogy:
MONarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty 또는 rule of a single person.
ZANarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty 또는 rule of ZANhar1
See?

2.The Zanarachy is full of terrorists!
Zanhar1 herself is a fucking pyromaniac and there are a lot of members who are terrorists that are obsessed with blowing stuff up.

3.The Zanarchy uses shitty 음악 with subliminal messages in order to brainwash people
Seriously,how many times has zanhar1 게시됨 투표 with songs that were so shitty that no person in their right mind could listen to them without getting a headache?Well my friends,the Zanarchy has put subliminal messages in all of those songs.After deeply analyzing the song,I managed to find the following messages:
가입하기 THE ZANARCHY.

The Zanarchy will help 당신 to get the booty.

The darkness of the Zanarchy will give 당신 salvation.

당신 will get a lot of money and bitches if 당신 가입하기 the zanarchy.

Long live the Zanarchy.

4.The Zanarchy arrests everyone that disagrees with them
Each of us has a spy sent 의해 the Zanarchy that controls everything that we do in order to make sure that we wont revolt against the Zanarchy.
If they found out that 당신 are against the Zanarchy 당신 are screwed,bro.They will imprison 당신 and psychologically torture 의해 playing ultra shitty 음악 and 의해 forcing 당신
Oh shit,they also know that I'm currently typing this article.

5.The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs
The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs who go around villages and cities in order to pillage,murder and burn however they don't do rape though(although this could change in the future)

6.The Zanarchy hates 히어로즈 because they always want the villains to win
According to the Zanarchy villains must win because 히어로즈 winning is too fucking mainstream.Basically,if the Zanarchy manages to take over the world,all criminals will get away with their evil deeds.

7.The Zanarchy wants to forbid people from making cheese
Oh and they want to forbid making 피자 as well.

8.The Zanarchy hates boobs
Enough said.

9.The Zanarchy has 3 evil goddesses that they're worship
Those 3 evil goddesses are:Bellatrix,Azula and Regina.Everyone knows that people who worship these 3 demonesses cannot be trusted.

10.The Ku Klux Klan has promised to support the Zanarchy in the future
The KKK were amazed at the fact that zanhar1 agreed with their"BURN EVERYTHING"theory and told the Zanarchy that they will support them in the future.However we still don't know if zanhar1 will accept their offer.


Bonus Fact:
The Zanarchy hates candylover246
당신 know that alien chick who's obsessed with Gaara?Well candylover246 once 스톨, 훔친 all the 캔디 supplies of the Zanarchy and only managed to get away with the help of her alien friends.Because of this zanhar1 hated her so much that she decided to nickname her candySUCCER.

I hope that with this 기사 I managed to enlighten 당신 about the big threat that the Zanarchy is.

*Knock,knock*Oh shit, the Secret Agents of the Zanarchy are at my doorm,they came to take me away.I must hurry and 게시하기 this 기사 before its too late.