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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, showing Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 큰 술병, 매그넘 as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he 불, 화재 six shots? 또는 only five? Well to tell 당신 the truth I kinda 로스트 track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* 당신 gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do 당신 punk? Do 당신 punk?

The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun

Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now 당신 go to Chicago, and get ambushed 의해 a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then 당신 go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches 당신 how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. 당신 know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.

And there 당신 have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 분 stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a 사랑 scene, reach over in front of 당신 and cover a 랜덤 person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your 좌석 and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person 다음 to 당신 and say, “you never know”....
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posted by spunkyonyx
Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I 사랑 to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I 사랑 to be called this one)
Babykins
Baby 사랑
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Beloved
Blossom
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Bumpkin
Buttercup
Butterfly
Candy
Cherry
Cherub
Chick
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuteness
Cutie
Darling
Dear
Dearest
Dear 심장
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Diamond
Doll
Dove
Dream 보트 (this one makes us sound kinda...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one 당신 love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say 당신 사랑 me unless 당신 really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like 당신 could 키스 my imperfections away,
And I would stand 의해 your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to 당신 on everything I am,
And I dedicate to 당신 all that I have,
And I promise 당신 that I will stand right 의해 your side,
Forever and always, until the 일 I die.

I’m not crying over what 당신 said;
It’s what 당신 didn’t say that...
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Source: 팬팝 user = "pooboo"
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Source: myfunnyworld
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until 당신 are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines 당신 see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like 당신 just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the 음식 in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a 질문 nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...
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posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 당신 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 저기요 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 당신 know 키싱 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 수프 actually makes 당신 feel better. 94% of boys would 사랑 it if 당신 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 상단, 맨 위로 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 당신 when they like you! 89% of guys want 당신 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 초콜릿 will make 당신 feel better! Most...
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이누야사
INUYASHA
HERES MY 상단, 맨 위로 TEN LIST OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE 아니메 IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE 당신 START WATCHING 당신 JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST 아니메 IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
아니메 SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
나루토
NARUTO
오란고교 호스트부
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 나루토 SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
데스노트
DEATH NOTE
1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell 당신 to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on 정크 음식 when they told 당신 not to
12.spend their money and claim 당신 donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to 당신 yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and 당신 can use these to annoy your brother 또는 sister and watch the fun :-))
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they 키스 당신 and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they 물고기 for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time 당신 lick a stamp.

-It takes 더 많이 calories to eat a piece of 셀러리 than the 셀러리 provides 당신 with.

-Many people think eating 물고기 makes 당신 더 많이 intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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added by PartyOrange
I am often starting to be a 팬 of something but If 당신 are 팬 of somebody/something there can always be a situation when 당신 will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that 또는 something simmilar. But then 당신 start to feel distracted. 당신 don't know what to start with. Maybe 당신 are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help 당신 to stop being a 팬 easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So 당신 just understood that 당신 don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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added by Kragfan1910
Source: microsoft
Got inspired 의해 324anna's 기사 :)







10. Emily Ratajkowski
I thought she looked odd when I first saw the clip of Blurred Lines. Looked again and completely changed my mind! She does have exotic features but she doesn't look strange to me anymore, just stunning.


9. Olivia Munn
She's very unique looking, she can pull off pretty much anything. I 사랑 her freckles and her hazel eyes, it meshes well with her 올리브 skin and her dark hair.


8. J-Lo
It's gotta be a sin to look this good in your 40s. She's famous for her assets but damn, there's so much 더 많이 to her beauty, this woman is mad beautiful....
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