Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This 팬 story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and said "How's it going?"
She said "Bad and I won't tell 당신 why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow said "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically said "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon said "Sister it's good to see you."
She said "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like 당신 matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 분 later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa said "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel said "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She said "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She said "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She said "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 시간 later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion said "What's this for?"
She said "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and said "How's it going?"
She said "Bad and I won't tell 당신 why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow said "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically said "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon said "Sister it's good to see you."
She said "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like 당신 matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 분 later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa said "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel said "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She said "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She said "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She said "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 시간 later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion said "What's this for?"
She said "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 더 많이 wise words.
a wise man once said (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) said a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 프렌즈 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 당신 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I said befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 당신 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once said (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) said a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 프렌즈 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 당신 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I said befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 당신 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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then 당신 are going to 사랑 this!
-They are making an 아니메 series of the saga!
더 많이 and 더 많이 the rumor of an 아니메 Twilight show is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight 아니메 until 2013!
Sent in 의해 (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 당신 could try
1: Ask really stupid 질문 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 당신 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 당신 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 당신 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 당신 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid 질문 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 당신 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 당신 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 당신 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 당신 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 상어 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 구스범스 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion 또는 something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 상어 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 구스범스 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion 또는 something.. That face image fucked me up..