#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?
#2: ARE 당신 AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let 당신 go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!
#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, 당신 and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck 당신 for being interested in things, 당신 stupid bitch!
#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real 보트 with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did 당신 order two meals and not eat one of them? 당신 just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the 타이타닉 that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#5: TITANIC:
Old Man: Here 당신 are. Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. (Gives a sinister smile and wiggles his eyebrows)
Jon: Excuse me, uh, the fuck did 당신 just say!? Do 당신 know something we don't? 당신 got something to say? Why so devious? Wait a second... I recognize that voice. You're not really an old man! (He goes up and pulls the guy's head off) I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!
#6: TITANIC:
Jon: There's a where are they now sagment!? I'll tell 당신 where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN, ARE 당신 CRAZY?!?
#7: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Jon: Boy, 피카츄 dose that leg thing from Sonic 2.. Now 피카츄 is turned into a ball, like.. Sonic, the, hedgehog.. Man, that's just Sonic, it's soni- (screaming) IT'S SONIC!!
#8: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: Cars?.. Cars!?.. CAAAAARS!?
Jon: (scream singing) AND IIIIIIIII!!
Jon: (normal) 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 SHIT!!
Jon: (scream singing) WILL ALWAYS 사랑 YOOOOOUU!!
Jon: (normal) CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME!? GODDAMMIT!, HOW CAN 당신 DO THIS TO ME!?!?
#9: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, 닌텐도 released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, and upon release 일 당신 are greeted with Mario CITY SIMULATOR!.. And than 당신 put in the game, and Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost comes out, and goes "AH FUCKING, WHO LIKE'S THE MARIO GAMES, AM I RIGHT!?".. BYB!.. MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA, INTO ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!
#10: GOOSEBUMPS:
Larry: She's really cool.. 당신 know, for a girl.
Jon: Wait, THAT'S not in the book.. In the book he describes her as kinda cute.. Oh Larry, your just. Your just a fucking asshole!
#11: GOOSEBUMPS:
JonTron: This fucking humming! That's like the joke voice people do when they're trying to pretend to act natural.
Police Officer: [knocking on door] NYPD! Open up!
[cut to Jon in the bathroom with a giant knife, both him and the 칼, 나이프 covered in blood, and Jon looking paranoid].
JonTron: Can't a guy get some privacy? (begins to stab away, humming the same song).
#12: BARBIE:
Jon: Hi Barbie. I miss you. It's so quiet after 당신 die. There's nothing. But the voices...they never stop. (beat) See 당신 in an hour!
#13: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
JonTron: Now this 다음 one is actually one of my 가장 좋아하는 ones. It's called 포켓몬스터 Vietnamese Crystal. Yeah, that's actually what it's called.
Jacques (his pet parrot): That's racist.
JonTron: [turns around to Jacques]
JonTron: Now 당신 listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, 당신 take that to sleep with 당신 tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. 당신 don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the 다음 day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give 당신 a kiss, muffin.
[Jon kisses Jacques on the head]
#14: POOKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Camera man: Where 당신 going?
Jon: I'm not doing this, I'm not playing this! 당신 only live once!
#15: 음식 FIGHT:
JonTron: Is this like Toy Story rules 또는 is this like, like The 분수 rules, where there's no rules?
JonTron: [backing away] Oh God, help us. I think this is 분수 rules.
#16: 음식 FIGHT:
JonTron: Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win! That's the moral of the story, guys!
#17: 음식 FIGHT:
Jon: Am I dead yet!?
#18: TITANIC:
Jon: (the film is so bad he's pointing a gun at his head) Come on baby, I just want out!
#19: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
JonTron: Oh geez. Oh darn it. They got fat.
#20: THE 로스트 WORLD:
JonTron: Jurasstic Park 2 had it all.. Dinosours.. Adventure.. (screaming, and camera shakes) AND JEFF GOLDBLUM!!.. CAN'T FAIL!!
#21:
Jontron: (kills Nostaglia Critc) That's for reviewing 음식 Battle!
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?
#2: ARE 당신 AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let 당신 go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!
#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, 당신 and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck 당신 for being interested in things, 당신 stupid bitch!
#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real 보트 with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did 당신 order two meals and not eat one of them? 당신 just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the 타이타닉 that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#5: TITANIC:
Old Man: Here 당신 are. Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. (Gives a sinister smile and wiggles his eyebrows)
Jon: Excuse me, uh, the fuck did 당신 just say!? Do 당신 know something we don't? 당신 got something to say? Why so devious? Wait a second... I recognize that voice. You're not really an old man! (He goes up and pulls the guy's head off) I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!
#6: TITANIC:
Jon: There's a where are they now sagment!? I'll tell 당신 where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN, ARE 당신 CRAZY?!?
#7: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Jon: Boy, 피카츄 dose that leg thing from Sonic 2.. Now 피카츄 is turned into a ball, like.. Sonic, the, hedgehog.. Man, that's just Sonic, it's soni- (screaming) IT'S SONIC!!
#8: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: Cars?.. Cars!?.. CAAAAARS!?
Jon: (scream singing) AND IIIIIIIII!!
Jon: (normal) 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 SHIT!!
Jon: (scream singing) WILL ALWAYS 사랑 YOOOOOUU!!
Jon: (normal) CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME!? GODDAMMIT!, HOW CAN 당신 DO THIS TO ME!?!?
#9: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, 닌텐도 released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, and upon release 일 당신 are greeted with Mario CITY SIMULATOR!.. And than 당신 put in the game, and Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost comes out, and goes "AH FUCKING, WHO LIKE'S THE MARIO GAMES, AM I RIGHT!?".. BYB!.. MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA, INTO ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!
#10: GOOSEBUMPS:
Larry: She's really cool.. 당신 know, for a girl.
Jon: Wait, THAT'S not in the book.. In the book he describes her as kinda cute.. Oh Larry, your just. Your just a fucking asshole!
#11: GOOSEBUMPS:
JonTron: This fucking humming! That's like the joke voice people do when they're trying to pretend to act natural.
Police Officer: [knocking on door] NYPD! Open up!
[cut to Jon in the bathroom with a giant knife, both him and the 칼, 나이프 covered in blood, and Jon looking paranoid].
JonTron: Can't a guy get some privacy? (begins to stab away, humming the same song).
#12: BARBIE:
Jon: Hi Barbie. I miss you. It's so quiet after 당신 die. There's nothing. But the voices...they never stop. (beat) See 당신 in an hour!
#13: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
JonTron: Now this 다음 one is actually one of my 가장 좋아하는 ones. It's called 포켓몬스터 Vietnamese Crystal. Yeah, that's actually what it's called.
Jacques (his pet parrot): That's racist.
JonTron: [turns around to Jacques]
JonTron: Now 당신 listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, 당신 take that to sleep with 당신 tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. 당신 don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the 다음 day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give 당신 a kiss, muffin.
[Jon kisses Jacques on the head]
#14: POOKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Camera man: Where 당신 going?
Jon: I'm not doing this, I'm not playing this! 당신 only live once!
#15: 음식 FIGHT:
JonTron: Is this like Toy Story rules 또는 is this like, like The 분수 rules, where there's no rules?
JonTron: [backing away] Oh God, help us. I think this is 분수 rules.
#16: 음식 FIGHT:
JonTron: Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win! That's the moral of the story, guys!
#17: 음식 FIGHT:
Jon: Am I dead yet!?
#18: TITANIC:
Jon: (the film is so bad he's pointing a gun at his head) Come on baby, I just want out!
#19: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
JonTron: Oh geez. Oh darn it. They got fat.
#20: THE 로스트 WORLD:
JonTron: Jurasstic Park 2 had it all.. Dinosours.. Adventure.. (screaming, and camera shakes) AND JEFF GOLDBLUM!!.. CAN'T FAIL!!
#21:
Jontron: (kills Nostaglia Critc) That's for reviewing 음식 Battle!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 일 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 별, 스타 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all 당신 have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! 지르 EVERYONE LOVES 당신 THE MOST 당신 HAVE THE MOST 팬 GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 영화 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 아니메 movies,titanic
Here is some 음악 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 책 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 영화 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 아니메 movies,titanic
Here is some 음악 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 책 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to list all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 당신 get when 당신 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 당신 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 당신 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 물고기 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 당신 get when 당신 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 당신 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 당신 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 물고기 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 당신 are a robot.
User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 당신 are the robot here.
User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 당신 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 당신 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 당신 are a robot.
User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 당신 are the robot here.
User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 당신 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 당신 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The 음악회, 콘서트 Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 시간 Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There 노래 I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're 좌석 Ooh K Then 드레이크, 드레이 크 Sad 당신 Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There 드레이크, 드레이 크 Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The 팬 팬 Was 노래 Along Giving Him 꽃 Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For 읽기 And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 당신 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 질문 to a magic 8 ball and take the 답변 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 당신 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 당신 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 랜덤 person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 당신 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 질문 to a magic 8 ball and take the 답변 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 당신 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 당신 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 랜덤 person!
raindrops on 장미 and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 사과, 애플 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 사과, 애플 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 음식 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 질문 (ex: What do 도서관, 라이브러리 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 일 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 당신 think she is
*She throws 음식 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 질문 (ex: What do 도서관, 라이브러리 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 일 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 당신 think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book 의해 its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders 또는 u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id 사랑 to hear ur thoughts!!