#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe 당신 can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
당신 have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe 당신 can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
당신 have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
Cody Leach
DEMENTED POEMS
장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter
장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down
장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter
장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down
장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while 이전 and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 또는 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 또는 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
