Intro song: Junkie Kid - Melody

Hey, 랜덤 clubbers. The Garnet UMBR3ON here! Remember the Jungleterror post I made? Well, this is my post on my favourite hard house AND 베이스 house songs and remixes! songs and remixes! 의해 베이스 house, I mean JAUZ, Ephwurd (Datsik and Bais Haus), Don Diablo. Sorry, I'm not talking about the UK hard house. I'm talking Junkie Kid, Calixto, the like. 당신 know what...? Let's call it neo-hard house!




About neo-hard house, it's a genre of hardstyle, big room house, and Dutch house put together. The songs have anywhere from 130...

저기요 guys i recently found out about some amazing 구글 features and thought to share it with 당신 guys. 구글 not only made our lives easy but made it full of fun. Well we all agree to that, don't we?

NOTE: I use 구글 Chrome so i don't if these also work on other sites.

Here are a few i like the most. Some of 당신 might already be familiar with them.

1. Do A Barrel Roll:

Type "Do a barrel roll" in the 검색 bar and tadaa 구글 will whirl. This ones a simple yet interesting one.

2. 구글 Gravity:

Ok for fist 당신 "have" to type Google.com. Then at the bottom 당신 will see settings. Go there and...

When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If 당신 don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but 당신 play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the 거리 my house was on was skirted 의해 a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. 당신 could run through...

I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do 당신 call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...