*I've learned that 당신 can't make someone 사랑 you.
All 당신 can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
*I've learned that whatever hits the 팬 won't be evenly distributed.
*I've learned that 당신 shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're 더 많이 screwed up than 당신 think.
*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.
*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we do.
Unless we're celebrities.
*I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
*I've learned that the people 당신 care most about in life are taken from 당신 too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the butts are permanent.
*I've learned that 당신 should always be nice to everyone...
So they don't end up treating 당신 like a douchebag.
*I've learned that if you're ever trying to kill a 거미 on your ceiling, it's never going to end well.
*I've learned that your room is going to be Dust City if 당신 don't take care of it every two seconds.
*And finally, I've learned to never screw around with a wasp.
They took my only twenty dollar bill.
Pass this along to four friends... Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.
If not... Tough.
All 당신 can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
*I've learned that whatever hits the 팬 won't be evenly distributed.
*I've learned that 당신 shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're 더 많이 screwed up than 당신 think.
*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.
*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we do.
Unless we're celebrities.
*I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
*I've learned that the people 당신 care most about in life are taken from 당신 too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the butts are permanent.
*I've learned that 당신 should always be nice to everyone...
So they don't end up treating 당신 like a douchebag.
*I've learned that if you're ever trying to kill a 거미 on your ceiling, it's never going to end well.
*I've learned that your room is going to be Dust City if 당신 don't take care of it every two seconds.
*And finally, I've learned to never screw around with a wasp.
They took my only twenty dollar bill.
Pass this along to four friends... Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.
If not... Tough.