A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get 당신 something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If 당신 don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….
(written in real small text). You’re not old until 당신 can’t read this 글쓰기 any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, 당신 old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. 당신 have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because 당신 need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, 당신 certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one 일 get as old as 당신 are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging 당신 based on every single morsel 당신 ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, 당신 can’t change it, forget about the future, 당신 can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get 당신 one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
프렌즈 may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. 당신 wanted something unique for your birthday, 당신 got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only 당신 can feel its warmth. And that’s what 당신 feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that 당신 don’t die before 당신 eat your cake. You’re another 년 older and another 년 wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most 인기 Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. 당신 live in a zoo. 당신 look like a monkey. And 당신 smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time 당신 start 연기 like your real age.
Happy birthday to 당신 videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a 년 closer.
Happy Birthday! 당신 look fine for a person who is 의해 one 년 closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one 년 closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine 또는 something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old 당신 really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as 당신 can, but not too much, because 당신 are in a vulnerable age.
Have 당신 ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok 당신 can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send 당신 a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that 당신 can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping 당신 dance the night away 또는 at least watch other people dance late into the night, 또는 at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
I wanted to give 당신 something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get 당신 for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish 당신 all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out 더 많이 than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old 당신 are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call 당신 old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If 당신 want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of 당신 as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
당신 must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
당신 recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost 더 많이 than the birthday cake.
당신 think 당신 are old? You’re not old… 당신 were old last year, this 년 you’re ancient.
당신 think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
당신 would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when 당신 look at your birth certificate it said expired
You’re a hard person to 샵 for, so I didn’t get 당신 anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.