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posted by -SkySplitter-
1. 개 can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy 의해 initiating cuddling.

2. In Iceland, 더 많이 책 are published and sold per person every 년 than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published author in their lifetime.

3. Hippo 우유 is pink.

4. President George W. 부시, 부시 대통령은 was a cheerleader during high school and university.

5. 더 많이 Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in 침대 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If 당신 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What 당신 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 당신 call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope 당신 like them :)
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• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners 당신 have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything 당신 have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 질문 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 책 do 당신 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 당신 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 고딕 style!
Reporter:What do 당신 like to hum 또는 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 더 많이 wise words.


a wise man once said (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) said a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 프렌즈 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 당신 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I said befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 당신 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who 코멘트 and says bad things about my 프렌즈 (no matter if they are boys 또는 girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to show his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
VIRGO
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To 사랑 and be loved in return

Description:
Virgos are often put down badly 의해 many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 당신 could try

1: Ask really stupid 질문 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 당신 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 당신 know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask 당신 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 당신 can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I said last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick 나귀, 엉덩이 with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little 조랑말 팬 fiction. If 당신 do not like colorful 말 with the ability to speak, run for your life.



Song: link
 This 팬 fiction was created in association with...
This 팬 fiction was created in association with...

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten 더 많이 popular.

Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966

Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*

Song (Start at 0:57): link

Guy: *Walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little 조랑말 팬 fiction. If 당신 don't like talking 말 that come in different colors, please run for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

At a classic car show in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting 의해 his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting 의해 his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, 또는 당신 will be killed 의해 a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A green 1970 Ford 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing 다음 to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: 당신 done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. 당신 two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What...
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added by KanonKyu
Source: Sweet 사진 팬 art 의해 me - KanonKyu
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 상어 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST 구스범스 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion 또는 something.. That face image fucked me up..
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Source: MARVEL