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posted by Nick16
Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing 더 많이 than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been said that it breaks my 심장 and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community. I, in turn, profess that some day, in the far, far future, it will realize that it throws a tantrum every time it doesn't get what it wants. This realization will sink in slowly but surely and will be accompanied 의해 a comprehension of how I have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see Fanpop.com keeping us hypnotized so we don't call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least.
It is certainly the height of ironies that this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact. Sometimes I think that Fanpop.com's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. If, today, the urge of Fanpop.com's war-soul can prompt it to withhold information and disseminate half-truths and whole lies, then imagine, if 당신 can, how that same soul will express itself through the thousandfold-more-dishonest Fanpop.com of tomorrow. When one looks at the increasing influence of obstructionism in our culture one sees that Fanpop.com's signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? A complete answer to that 질문 would take 더 많이 우주 than I can afford, so I'll have to give 당신 a simplified answer. For starters, my current plan is to keep our courage up. Yes, it will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but no one likes being attacked 의해 pernicious, pharisaical social outcasts. Even worse, Fanpop.com exploits our fear of those attacks—which it claims will evolve in the coming days into biological, chemical, 또는 nuclear attacks—as a pretext to engulf reason and humanity within waves of prætorianism and fear. If 당신 think that's scary, then 당신 should remember that Fanpop.com refers to a variety of things using the word “antiprestidigitation”. Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, it's saying that particularism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, it wants nothing less than to reduce our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism. Its cronies then wonder, “What's wrong with that?” Well, there's not much to be done with slaphappy mooncalves who can't figure out what's wrong with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that Fanpop.com's denunciations have merged with alcoholism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both arrest and detain Fanpop.com's castigators indefinitely without charge, without trial, and without access to legal counsel. And both deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that it may be generating. Finally, any one of the points I made in this letter could be turned into a complete research paper, but the conclusion of each would be the same: One loses count of the number of times Fanpop.com Website has tried to install a puppet government that pledges allegiance to its sex-crazed camorra.
posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find 더 많이 crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? 당신 are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.


User: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and 당신 are a robot.


User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 당신 are the robot here.

User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 당신 computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So 당신 admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do 당신 hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be 집 for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 불, 화재 hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: 당신 better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell 당신 why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired 의해 their family and 프렌즈 and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented 의해 the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The 초 is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The 음악회, 콘서트 Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 시간 Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There 노래 I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're 좌석 Ooh K Then 드레이크, 드레이 크 Sad 당신 Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There 드레이크, 드레이 크 Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The 팬 팬 Was 노래 Along Giving Him 꽃 Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For 읽기 And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 일 together. Emily had cooked a stupid 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and they ate on a log 의해 candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 당신 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 질문 to a magic 8 ball and take the 답변 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 당신 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 당신 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 랜덤 person!
raindrops on 장미 and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp 사과, 애플 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are 당신 on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. 의해 the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty 거리 the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, 유니콘 and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking 유니콘 are real???! Who said they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 음식 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 질문 (ex: What do 도서관, 라이브러리 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 일 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 당신 think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book 의해 its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders 또는 u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id 사랑 to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. 당신 don't say "I do not like" 당신 have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the 영화 that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their 영화 look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If 당신 haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know 당신 shouldn't judge a movie 의해 it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up 의해 the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give 당신 a 초 chance rather than jail time. I want 당신 to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see 당신 back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,

"How did 당신 do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did 당신 tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break 당신 down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to 당신 that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating 코멘트 about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why 당신 like what 당신 do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do 당신 do it? Do 당신 have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever 당신 do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 더 많이 seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and 쿠키 and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, 쿠키 and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are 당신 fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh 당신 must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: 당신 don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: 당신 can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent 바나나 even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a 바나나 is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but 당신 can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a 더 많이 stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubs song)

바나나 바나나 양 are there 프렌즈
BANANAS