1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.
2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us 또는 someone else will.
3. We 암캐, 암 캐 about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If 당신 won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing 당신 in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches 사랑 Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like 더 많이 than 당신 hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, 또는 your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented 의해 a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a 월 for being a complete asshole, 당신 don't.
13. Send us 꽃 for no apparent reason.
14. If 당신 cry 더 많이 than we do thats a major no no.
15. 당신 can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… 또는 twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our 가장 좋아하는 things.
20. If 당신 don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than 당신 usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people 당신 know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. 당신 are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so 당신 might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. 또는 to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way 더 많이 than 당신 do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, 당신 better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand 당신 don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When 당신 break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with 당신 two 또는 three 더 많이 times.
33. No matter who 당신 are 또는 what 당신 look like, it's always flattering when 당신 hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. 당신 look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we 사랑 you, there is nothing so filthy that 당신 can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to 키스 a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. 당신 ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when 당신 feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We 사랑 good morning texts from you.
43. We need 당신 to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when 당신 call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask 당신 how your 일 was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask 당신 whats wrong and 당신 say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on 페이스북 and Instagram.
52. We want 당신 to make the first move.
53. We 사랑 cheesy romantic comedies.
54. 당신 want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our 프렌즈 one 일 and 사랑 them the next.
56. If we go down on 당신 we expect 당신 to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV show the better.
58. We know 당신 watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn 당신 want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if 당신 keep your 잔디 cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can show the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching 당신 play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching 당신 play video games ever.
64. 당신 are required to like our best friend and if 당신 don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who 당신 drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like 당신 to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, 또는 being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. 타코 벨 또는 any fast 음식 restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect 당신 to remember our anniversary. Game over if 당신 forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as 당신 men.
82. We can be late, 당신 can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would 당신 like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if 당신 don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that 당신 did something wrong.
88. We 사랑 when 당신 have a nickname for us that only 당신 use.
89. Even if 당신 think it is cool to burp, fart, 또는 emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We 사랑 it when 당신 ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the 일 we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our 프렌즈 otherwise…
92. Never show up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect 당신 to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of 당신 but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger 당신 ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest 날짜 당신 can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will 사랑 당신 for it.
99. If we really 사랑 you, we will do anything in our power not to let 당신 go.
100.We couldn't 사랑 anything 더 많이 than when 당신 tell us "I 사랑 you."
2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us 또는 someone else will.
3. We 암캐, 암 캐 about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If 당신 won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing 당신 in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches 사랑 Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like 더 많이 than 당신 hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, 또는 your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented 의해 a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a 월 for being a complete asshole, 당신 don't.
13. Send us 꽃 for no apparent reason.
14. If 당신 cry 더 많이 than we do thats a major no no.
15. 당신 can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… 또는 twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our 가장 좋아하는 things.
20. If 당신 don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than 당신 usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people 당신 know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. 당신 are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so 당신 might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. 또는 to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way 더 많이 than 당신 do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, 당신 better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand 당신 don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When 당신 break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with 당신 two 또는 three 더 많이 times.
33. No matter who 당신 are 또는 what 당신 look like, it's always flattering when 당신 hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. 당신 look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we 사랑 you, there is nothing so filthy that 당신 can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to 키스 a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. 당신 ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when 당신 feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We 사랑 good morning texts from you.
43. We need 당신 to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when 당신 call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask 당신 how your 일 was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask 당신 whats wrong and 당신 say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on 페이스북 and Instagram.
52. We want 당신 to make the first move.
53. We 사랑 cheesy romantic comedies.
54. 당신 want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our 프렌즈 one 일 and 사랑 them the next.
56. If we go down on 당신 we expect 당신 to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV show the better.
58. We know 당신 watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn 당신 want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if 당신 keep your 잔디 cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can show the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching 당신 play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching 당신 play video games ever.
64. 당신 are required to like our best friend and if 당신 don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who 당신 drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like 당신 to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, 또는 being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. 타코 벨 또는 any fast 음식 restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect 당신 to remember our anniversary. Game over if 당신 forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as 당신 men.
82. We can be late, 당신 can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would 당신 like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if 당신 don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that 당신 did something wrong.
88. We 사랑 when 당신 have a nickname for us that only 당신 use.
89. Even if 당신 think it is cool to burp, fart, 또는 emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We 사랑 it when 당신 ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the 일 we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our 프렌즈 otherwise…
92. Never show up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect 당신 to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of 당신 but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger 당신 ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest 날짜 당신 can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will 사랑 당신 for it.
99. If we really 사랑 you, we will do anything in our power not to let 당신 go.
100.We couldn't 사랑 anything 더 많이 than when 당신 tell us "I 사랑 you."