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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, 나루토 couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the 나루토 timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look at her, and they'll die!

Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!

Yo mama's so hairy 나루토 thought she was a Summon.

Yo mama's so fat, she scared 엘 into giving up all sweets.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty.

Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry.

Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph.

Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit!

Yo mama's so hairy and ugly that she got used as Ashitare's stunt double.

Yo mama's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein!

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Vash look anorexic!

Yo mama's so hairy that she has to go to Furfest to meet a man.

Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma.

Yo mama's so round that she makes a Pokéball look flat!

Yo mama's so ugly, Saya thought she was a Chiropteran.

Yo mama's so dumb, she failed out of Cromartie High School.

Yo mama's so old and fat they use her wrinkles as set terrain for Dragon Ball Z.

Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!

Yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for Mt. Fuji at the Sakura festival.

Yo mama's so fat she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua!

Yo mama's so ugly that when Nozomu Itoshiki saw her, he didn't even bother with his "ZETSUBOUSHITA!" speech - he skipped straight to hanging himself.

Yo mama's so fat that it took the entire Dragon Ball Z crew 1 week just to lift her off the ground.

Yo mama's cosplay is so bad that she got beat 의해 a Narutard in the masquerade!

Yo mama's so ugly that when 카카시 선생님 looked directly at her, he 로스트 an eye.

Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky!

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful.

Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.

Yo Mama'S eyebrows are so thick, that even Rock Lee was disgusted

Yo momma so ugly even 나루토 cant "believe it"

yo mama so ugly she is the reason 카카시 선생님 wears a mask

Yo mama so fat that Neji couldn't hit her chakra points.
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I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed 당신 my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night 당신 스톨, 훔친 it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear 당신 whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the 사랑 lies

All alone 당신 called it survival
He 로스트 at 사랑 to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want 당신 to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather 당신 not be so sincere

How cold could 당신 be
What would 당신 do if 당신 were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my 심장 it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, 사랑 is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If 당신 wanna dance let’s 옮기기 it
If 당신 wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If 당신 want the world 당신 got it
If 당신 want the girl 당신 got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If 당신 want it all 당신 got it
Can 당신 hear me call 당신 got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the 다음 on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't 당신 take a 좌석 and I will get 당신 something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some 음식 with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list and removed his name from the 상단, 맨 위로 of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because 당신 have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much 당신 try!!
posted by invadercalliope
I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's 당신 and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...
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posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the 불, 화재 department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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