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I'm bored so this 기사 is 랜덤 anyways...

1. Like- it makes 당신 seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- 당신 have to have 더 많이 words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane 또는 out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what 당신 call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, 당신 have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" 또는 "shake hands with an old friend"

12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used

13. Asshole- see son of a bitch

14. Son of a bitch- see asshole

15. Rat's ass- 당신 can also say "rooster's ass" 또는 "badger's ass"

16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7

17. Bitch- overrated as an insult

18. Dude- a retired word

19. Yo- use instead of dude

20. 예수님 Christ- God bless him

21. 예수님 H Christ- a fun way of saying 예수님 Christ

22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"

23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold

24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really

25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea

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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about 디즈니 and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have 당신 watched Shake it up? It's the best thing 디즈니 has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit 디즈니 Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL 디즈니 & music. Even the trash 영화 like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the 디즈니 direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap 디즈니 Channel has to offer....
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a list like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also 글쓰기 taunting letters to police. If 당신 heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see 당신 again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My 사랑 for 당신 is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with 당신 either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with 당신 either way
Nothing's lost
No 더 많이 pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I 로스트 you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...
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저기요 there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the 인기 stuff. If 당신 haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen 영화 yet, go check that 기사 out, cause there’s comparisons 당신 might miss 또는 something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)



Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going 의해 it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...
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Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of 년 again. The 할로윈 season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And 당신 know what that means? That means it’s another 년 for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher 영화 came out that decade. 당신 got Jason Vorhees,...
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Okay so a quick show of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal 일본 containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, 또는 at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced 의해 Samuel L. Jackson, 음악 was done 의해 RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the 아니메 itself was animated 의해 Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored 의해 a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized 장갑 weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told 당신 if 당신 keep falling asleep, their gonna kick 당신 outta here"...
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 의해 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes 당신 can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are 당신 doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: 당신 okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think 당신 were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED 의해 A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist 당신 have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that...
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White 빵 is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown 빵 is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...
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