Let the Madness Begin


    I joined 팬팝 a few days 이전 and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST 랜덤 PARAGRAPHS IN THE 코멘트 AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN 기사 AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as 당신 please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i 사랑 Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my 심장 beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta 사랑 it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my 사랑 for an 아니메 person! Sebastian Michaelis! The 사랑 of my life, the 빵 to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently 읽기 this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia 또는 foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , 또는 something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers 일 was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 , like every night , my dog currently passed away last 월 , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad 나귀, 엉덩이 name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i 사랑 Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my 가장 좋아하는 color is 에메랄드 , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become 대포 , its just horrible , but then i 사랑 it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" 또는 whatever the lady said , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i 사랑 책 , even maybe 더 많이 then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw 당신 something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating 또는 something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self 물고기 of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my 피카츄 to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. 당신 prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and 당신 사랑 dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.

...And then 당신 all died.


The end.



Thanks To:     simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime,     Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and     KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know 당신 guys!