Q: Why did the 벨트 get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big 농구 fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But 당신 forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- 당신 already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't 당신 tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived 집 from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big 농구 fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But 당신 forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- 당신 already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't 당신 tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived 집 from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: 저기요 lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were 당신 only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK 당신 HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 시간 LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been 더 많이 understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story 의해 thing because 당신 know it's 의해 me*
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: 저기요 lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were 당신 only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK 당신 HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 시간 LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been 더 많이 understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story 의해 thing because 당신 know it's 의해 me*
dear,2timer
당신 said 당신 loved me
당신 said 당신 cared
당신 said i was the moon in 당신 dark sky
당신 said i made 당신 심장 complete
당신 said i made 당신 smile when 당신 were weak
당신 said no girl could compare
당신 said i was beautiful
당신 said i was the first real 키스 당신 ever had
당신 lied
당신 played me
yo turned my world black
당신 broke my 심장 and made me weak
당신 fucked my so called friend
당신 made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
당신 cheat 당신 bastard! don't come round here again cuz 당신 fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I 사랑 you, not! I hope 당신 like my 사랑 letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
당신 said 당신 loved me
당신 said 당신 cared
당신 said i was the moon in 당신 dark sky
당신 said i made 당신 심장 complete
당신 said i made 당신 smile when 당신 were weak
당신 said no girl could compare
당신 said i was beautiful
당신 said i was the first real 키스 당신 ever had
당신 lied
당신 played me
yo turned my world black
당신 broke my 심장 and made me weak
당신 fucked my so called friend
당신 made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
당신 cheat 당신 bastard! don't come round here again cuz 당신 fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I 사랑 you, not! I hope 당신 like my 사랑 letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun