Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: To get to the 초 hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: To get hit 의해 my car.

Q: Why did the woman 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?