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It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead 또는 alive
Wanted
Dead 또는 alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes 당신 tell the day
의해 the bottle that 당신 drink
And times when you're alone
When all 당신 do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead 또는 alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead 또는 alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead 또는 alive

And I walk these streets
A loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps
'Cause I might not make it back

I've been everywhere
(Ohh, yeah)
And still I'm standin' tall
I seen a million faces
And I've rocked them all

'Cause I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead 또는 alive

‘Cause I'm a cowboy
I got the night on my side
And I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead 또는 alive
And I ride
(And I ride)
Dead 또는 alive
I still drive
(I still drive)
Dead 또는 alive

Dead 또는 alive
Dead 또는 alive
Mm dead 또는 alive
Dead 또는 alive
It all started when a young man without much money he was given a 닌텐도 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the 일 after 당신 give away the console, an old man opened a 차고 sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small 탄약통, 카트리지 of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin 또는 cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If 당신 know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, 또는 always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with 또는 without apps running 또는 photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If 당신 are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 다음 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 당신 tried showing him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 당신 - very homosexually.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - 물고기 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear 슈퍼맨 pajamas. 슈퍼맨 wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do 당신 know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' 가장 좋아하는 Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a 보트 he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
The show SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The show SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed 의해 a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine 분 of the show may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob 또는 Caillou, in which 이미지 change 더 많이 slowly, 또는 to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, said as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry 음악 videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time 가장 좋아하는 fast 음식 restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out 또는 dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she said it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written 의해 a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As 당신 will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here 당신 go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet 당신 didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If 당신 don't straighten up, I'm going to knock 당신 into the middle of 다음 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me 더 많이 LOGIC .


"If 당신 fall out of that 그네, 스윙 and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.





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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s 상단, 맨 위로 superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of 캔디 per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each 년 on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix 음식 to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for the 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
maybe 당신 스톨, 훔친 it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for he 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find 당신 soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of 당신 know it as the only song i know 의해 심장 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge 거미 i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some 더 많이 cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the 플레이스테이션 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...
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so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my 상단, 맨 위로 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i 사랑 all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the 더 많이 i listen to the album.
Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY 월 marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The 다음 review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed 의해 lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can 옮기기 on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, 더 많이 condensed reviews but 당신 get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, 또는 didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out 의해 saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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