랜덤 Article: Know the true story of my life... Part 2

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Know the true story of my life... Part 2

posted by ZacharyWhite

My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he said that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were 연기 like 동물 just because of me and I said that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 년 old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no 더 많이 fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank 당신 for those who took their time 읽기 my story. Goodbye and I hope that 당신 could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)

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Emma Sweet Emma

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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So True...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter

장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down

장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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50 Embarassing Truth 또는 Dare Questions!

posted by FloraorStella

Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I 사랑 GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to 당신 say, "Why don't 당신 speak 더 많이 clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...

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Funny Things To Do In a Airplane

posted by ilovepenguins

1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim 당신 are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe 당신 but DONT give up, see how far 당신 can get ( WARNING, may result in 당신 being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when 당신 are the only one laughing.

4. when...

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cookie monster

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Jeff and Jane the killer Fanfic Part 2

posted by vampirer04

{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean 의해 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...

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Trick 질문

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 질문 to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 또는 wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 당신 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 초 place.
In which position are 당신 now?

Answer:

If 당신 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 당신 overtook the 초 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 다음 질문 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If 당신 overtake the last...

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funny stuff

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Most 인기 ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly 인기 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming 더 많이 common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us 의해 our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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50 things to do while your bored at school

posted by AzulFire

hetalia COZ I CAN XD

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes 의해 waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....