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posted by ZacharyWhite
When I was 6 years old...

My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she said that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I said I just accidentally scratched myself... Then she said that my bruises aren't from scratches. So she immediately knew that it was my grandma 'cause it's only the two of us in the house. She told my dad about it, then moments later... Something snapped in my dad, which turned him so mad. He rushed to my grandma's room, my mom tried to stop him but she can't. I heard my grandma and my dad shouting at each other and my dad forced her to 옮기기 out of the house, the 다음 day... She leaved.
Our house was peaceful for a couple of days... But suddenly, I got worried of her. I asked my dad if we could bring her back because something might have happened to her, so my dad agreed.
The 다음 day...
We found her at the house of her 6 sisters, my grandma is the forth. When we were about to go 집 with my grandma, one of the sisters of my grandma called me... She said never to let my grandma come back again because she wants many of expensive stuffs.
I kinda laughed back there...'cause even her sisters hates her. XD
2 years later...
I was 8 years old and I asked my dad if I can play with my friend Katherine, he said yes. So I went to their house to play. 10 분 later... my grandma suddenly called me to go home. I immediately obeyed. As we arrived home, my dad saw me with her. Moments later... My 프렌즈 called me to play outside because they really miss me, I was not sure if I could go outside again, then my dad said "go ahead and play". So I did. Moments later again, my grandma shouted at me to go 집 once again... My dad saw it again, then he turned mad again. To be continued...
posted by moolah
Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the 잔디 to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot 더 많이 fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my 랜덤 and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they said today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 분 of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so 의해 then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs 의해 saying the most 랜덤 things that we can think about until the 벨 rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring 다음 year. 당신 can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If 당신 like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that 당신 feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If 당신 want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week 당신 need to file 당신 nails. Why? Because when 당신 file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one 코트 of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby 또는 올리브 oil on your nails after 당신 have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The 초 nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody Said it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
팬더 are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
Ok..i know some of us 또는 most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some 조언 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are 당신 chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far 더 많이 confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities 당신 truly love. If 당신 stay focused on those things, then the 다음 time 당신 are asked to volunteer 또는 get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes 당신 too far from what 당신 are already...
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could 당신 pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? said the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made 당신 laugh.

Here are 2 랜덤 facts:
They don't sell Smarties 또는 Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa said sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause 당신 realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are 당신 gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad 또는 somthing?"
no 당신 look beautiful dont ever think 당신 are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher said "Class 당신 will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher said "I want 당신 to draw what ever 당신 feel in your heart.What...
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I made this list before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with 스플릿, 분할 personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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