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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from 당신 will be painful: remember that before 당신 get me.

2. Give me time to understand what 당신 want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. 당신 have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however 당신 treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before 당신 hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite 당신 because I 사랑 you.

9. Before 당신 scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, 또는 lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, 또는 I have been out too long, 또는 my 심장 is getting too old and weak.

10. Take care of me when I get old. 당신 too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot 곰 to watch” 또는 “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if 당신 are there—even my death.

Remember that I 사랑 you.
posted by karpach_13
랜덤 Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in 침대 together on prime time TV were 프레드 and Wilma Flintstone.

Every 일 더 많이 money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed 의해 public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored 일 for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her 집 because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure 당신 out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in 당신 and 당신 let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive 당신 , its the end
so 당신 can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil 당신 burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as 당신 push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever 당신 are 다음 bored, 또는 feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your 이메일 address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' 또는 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks 당신 to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your 책상, 데스크 and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't 팬 anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their 프로필 and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to 팬 someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a 팬 of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my 다음 reason...
If 당신 have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to 팬 you.
However, if i can see that you're a 팬 of 'Random' 또는 'Harry Potter' 또는 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will 팬 당신 back.

On the other hand, if 당신 are looking at this thinking that 당신 haven't done any of these things, then feel free to 팬 me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A 일 dont go 의해 당신 dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF 당신 do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta 당신 XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by Kanji
당신 turned to see a figure holding your 프렌즈 lifeless body. 당신 screamed and the figure saw 당신 and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" 당신 screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your 프렌즈 lifeless body 당신 started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then 당신 with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else 당신 turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" 당신 murmured to your self backing up,the guy took 당신 의해 your...
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posted by nessienjake
Americans on average eat 18 acres of 피자 every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard 의해 the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases 더 많이 energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders 더 많이 than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...
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posted by TOTALFan
WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, 당신 told me."

Paige:"Why 당신 here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop 의해 and tell 당신 I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I 로스트 my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...
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This piece takes place on a 바닷가, 비치 in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits 다음 to me on the crooked 나무, 트리 that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still show in her eyes and the grime...
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(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell 당신 my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell 당신 what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person 당신 will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my 사랑 even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave 당신 hanging. I think my 제목 is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's said that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way 또는 another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what 당신 think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the 사진 on my end 표, 테이블 and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
posted by KatiiCullen94
SHILOH!" ok so now 당신 know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave 당신 chills and made 당신 gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so 당신 shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell 당신 know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound 더 많이 scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...
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posted by sapherequeen
 KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many 팬 I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the 상단, 맨 위로 5 songs I 사랑 from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the 랜덤 club....

Well, I'm gonna start.


1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how 당신 chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what 당신 feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what 당신 do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i 사랑 the way 당신 know
who 당신 are and to me it's exciting
when 당신 know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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Note: The author of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.



Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my 가장 좋아하는 scenes

I sat on my 침대 on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living


We're older now. I need to get over the fact that 당신 hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...
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Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of 주황색, 오렌지 traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in 랜덤 spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone 당신 meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a 수퍼내츄럴 girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....
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Thanksgiving is my 가장 좋아하는 holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, 당신 get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are 당신 ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" said the pie. it was 호박 pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i 사랑 you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are 당신 doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla