1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! 당신 threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! 당신 only wish 당신 could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like 베이컨 and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont 당신 fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell 당신 the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... 저기요 look, 더 많이 food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or 당신 can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE 당신 change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and 당신 get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if 엘 lick my own balls? Try it, 당신 might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs 강아지 chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 년 old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't 당신 ever lick your balls?
30) 저기요 Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) 당신 cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told 당신 to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, 또는 not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg 빙어, 빙 어 just like Fifi 다음 door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the 표, 테이블 i promise i wont bite