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posted by Lady10358
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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS 또는 If 당신 find a 셔츠 store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the 음식 court and go to a fast 음식 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 표, 테이블 노래 elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as 당신 can "I 사랑 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 일 AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until 당신 see an old lady/guy and if you're a boy yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!" And if you're a girl yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LULU!!"
5. Go in a body care store like Bath & Body Works and stand 의해 all the hand sanatizers and throw them up in the air. (This one made one staff girl go CRAZY)
6. Go in a book store and pick up a baby book, and every 30 초 yell "YAY! DUCKY MADE IT!!!"
7. while walking down the hall walk up to some 랜덤 dude and say: "Hi are 당신 Lulu?"
8. Go to any store and walk up to the check-out
and say "I HAVE STINKY POO! IT COMES OUTTA MY BEHIND!!"
8. Go to one of those radio stores with playing radios and change them to opera and when someone comes in, sing along in a really stupid way.
9. Buy a new bathing suit and swim in the 분수
10. Bring a bunch of pants in to the dressing room. Come out later and tell the salesperson none of them are leakproof.
11. Ask if a particular saw cuts through bone.
12. Get on the first step of the stairs, wait, and tell other people the escalator must be broken.
13. Pose as a dummy in a department store.
14. Ask the casheir if they take pesos.
15. Ask the sales person in the pet store if gerbils come in bulk and if they have much white meat on them.
16. go to a computer repair store and ask a employee if they can repair your dog.
17. Buy a bunch of clothes. Return them later, and when the salesperson asks why, say "they didn't look good on my dog"
10. Come in to the drug store looking deppressed. Ask if they have over-the-counter prozac.
18. Stay in the magazine store all 일 and read the magazines cover to cover.
19. If 당신 are a guy, go in to a womans clothing store, and bring dresses into the dressing room with you. Come out, and in you're most feminie voice say "they just aren't me"
20. Do cartwheels down the main part of the mall.
21. Wear sunglasses, carry a cane, and set up a pot in front of 당신 that says "help me, I'm blind" see how much money 당신 can get.
22. Test all the matresses and beds.
23. in the department stores. Stir and snore when people walk by.
24. Ask to hold one of the 개 in the pet store. Let it escape.
25. Go into Pier 1 and ask if they have any big pieces of 정크 made of straw.
30. Knock over displays.
31. Rock back and forth slowly in front of a security camara.
32. Run around a clothing store and when someone looks at 당신 akwardly tell them you're on a plane.
33. Stand around a crowded side of the mall and yell "THE ALIENS ARE COMING THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!"
34. Go to a hair salon and claim that the phone 당신 bought there didn't work.
35. Go into a phone store, tell them your blender ate your last phone from there.
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As a journalist, I decided to go to the animal, and interview some of the "inmates". I wanted to know what it was like in there from their perspective. What follows is not for the faint of heart.

I entered the building, and one of the workers accompanied me to the holding area. This is where 개 are kept before they are allowed up for adoption. IF they are allowed up for adoption. If the 개 are found to be aggressive in any way, euthanasia is employed. Fortunately, if "fortunately" is the word to be used here. In this establishment, and they use lethal injection, not a gas chamber.

The shelter...
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posted by E-Scope90
The mind is typically defined as the organized totality 또는 system of all mental processes 또는 psychic activities of an individual.c
Many philosophers hold that the brain is a detector of the mind and that the mind is an inner, subjective state of consciousness.h
Philosophers have used a variety of metaphors to describe the mind, including a blank sheet, a hydraulic device with different forces operating in it, 또는 a 텔레비전 switchboard.h
Attempts to understand the mind go back at least to the ancient Greeks. Plato, for example, believed that the mind acquired knowledge through virtue, independently...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
If your someone that hates being alone 또는 just feels they dont fit in then maybe 당신 will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would 사랑 to change lots of things about there life but really what would 당신 change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if 당신 have ever been depressed 당신 will understand what i mean people think just because 당신 have one happy 일 with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy 일 with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot 더 많이 than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people...
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Taylor's POV:
The 다음 night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If 당신 step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
posted by kassilove
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of 에미넴 aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of 에미넴 and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” 또는 even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR
posted by reb1009
The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501


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Have your 프렌즈 call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools 일 Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033


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Celebrate our 가장 좋아하는 holiday (or any 일 for that matter) with the April Fool's 일 Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842


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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

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posted by Cantwait4book5
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses 조언 to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned 의해 a east coast resident, which was 게시됨 on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank 당신 for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...
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posted by xSiVePux
I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered 질문 has been solved out 의해 the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back 의해 those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my 심장 still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...
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posted by demon_wolf
noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment 또는 deep affection, as for a parent, child, 또는 friend.
3.
sexual passion 또는 desire.
4.
a person toward whom 사랑 is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, 또는 the like): Would 당신 like to see a movie, love?
6.
a 사랑 affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros 또는 Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...
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