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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) 당신 will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) 당신 will check the Fridge to see if any 음식 has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and 당신 are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) 당신 hate it when 당신 run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when 당신 are in the middle of a huge argument and realize 당신 are wrong

8) 당신 think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 분 after the right moment

9) 당신 can watch a movie that 당신 have watched when 당신 were younger again just because 당신 realized 당신 didn't know what the heck was going on

10) 당신 check behind the bathroom curtains to see if there are any murders going on

11) 당신 wish 음악 did magically start playing during epic moments of your life, not just in movies

12) 당신 say "i dunno" when 당신 are too bored to explain something

13) 당신 start laughing randomly just because 당신 remembered something funny (and 당신 won't tell the other person why 당신 are laughing just because it's fun)

14) 당신 hate getting texts that just say 'k"

15) 당신 hate it when 당신 miss a call 의해 the last ring

16) Why doesn't the freezer have a light?

17) 당신 used to blow up video games when 당신 were younger to make them work

18) 당신 haven't 로스트 it! 당신 just can't find it!

19) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of 당신 will always have the most complex of transactions

20) When 당신 are terribly bored at the computer 당신 will type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" on Google
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when 당신 ask someone for something and they try to annoy 당신 because they have it and 당신 don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give 당신 work 당신 have to do at 집 and 당신 have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your 프렌즈 call saying they'll come over and never show up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own 집 and being controlled 의해 your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if 당신 make one "dirty" 또는 "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at 집 with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in 사랑 for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really 사랑 him, but I think that he really does 사랑 me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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posted by Face_of_Music
ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL 당신 MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a 랜덤 book I was 글쓰기 about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and said I could write a book 또는 something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 사랑 it if 당신 could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things 당신 liked, things that didn't make...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 당신 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 당신 to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If 당신 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The 인기 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 셔츠 on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If 당신 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some 랜덤 guy/girl = Is this 좌석 empty?
당신 = Yes and this one will be too if 당신 sit here.

I'll write 더 많이 soon!!!
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President 또는 Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 년 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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posted by reb1009
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Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status 업데이트 Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether 또는 not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 초 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's 카트
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When 당신 are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When 당신 are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When 당신 are dating..... He takes 당신 out to have a good time.
When 당신 are married ....He brings 집 a 6 pack, and says "What are 당신 going to drink?"

When 당신 are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When 당신 are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When 당신 are dating..... A Single 침대 for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When 당신 are married ....A King size 침대 feels like an army cot.

When 당신 are dating..... 당신 are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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