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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

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장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter

장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down

장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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missracoon xDDDDDDDDD

cutiepie0310 These poems aren't funny. They are disgusting. I like SaveWord_Apples' poem.

Sylvia_Puffin ^yea, me too. These are a little gross, no offence.

SeeUV3 XD I find these very entertainig

TheSpartan9000 Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know you So f*** you

Zekrom676 XD ahahahahaha lol

TheSpartan9000 Roses are red My gun is too So stand still And let me shoot you

velvex rose are red violets are blue i suck at poems nice tits

mockingjay2 Nasty ..... I like SaveWord_Apples' poem. It was funnier and better ....

r260897 @mokingjay2....yah..!!! that apple boy's poem was better than s#!t above...

halcyon-smile Oh gosh I cannot stop reading them xD

purrfect55555 roses are red violets are blue to tell ya the truth i dont know you

swampfox31 Oh my god, these are awesome!

BballGirly14 Roses are red. Violets are blue. The stupid grass is green. Why are people so mean?

AwakenShadow I don't care about roses. The same with violets too. So just get under the sheets, And let me fuck you. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Keep staring at me, And you will be too. nice poems to everybody that put one XD

j11 Roses are red my knife is too why the fuck ain't you blue

j11 Roses are red my hood is too what the fuck did i hit?

j11 Peolpe say poems should rhyme i say your gay. I can still make a poem

landiQ Roses are red violets are blue take my man and I kill u

xLoyaltyX Roses are red Violets are violet Tell me who the hell said Violets are blue!

OmgItsCadence roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle's for you :P

dashaonmott while roses are red you be peeing the bed, while violets are blue aint nobody want to be you. BOOM

dashaonmott roses are red and violets are blue, god made me beautiful but not you

euhe Roses are red Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener Cum is white Cum is white When I cum on you It's a big delight

SaintBlackmoor Roses are red Violets are Bullshit, Oh hi, Mark!

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My Dilemma Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"My Dilemma"
You make me so upset sometimes
I feel like I could lose my mind...
The conversation goes nowhere
Because you're never gonna take me there...

And I know, what I know
And I know you're no good for me
Yeah I know, what I know
And I know it's not meant to be

Here's my dilemma
One half of me wants ya
And the other half wants to forget
My-my-my dilemma
From the moment I met ya
I just can't get 당신 out of my head

And I tell myself to run from you
But I find myself attracted to my dilemma,
My dilemma, it's you, it's you
Your eyes have told a thousand lies
But I believe them when they look in mine...
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Nightwish: "Ghost 사랑 Score" - Lyrics

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I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics 게시됨 to this club.

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We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My 사랑 will be in you
If 당신 be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My 사랑 will be in you
If 당신 be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...

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Capduca de Magica chapter one: the world in the sink

posted by misscrazel

"So girls," said mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down.
"So why'd we have to 옮기기 to Britain?" asked Erin.
"Well maybe 당신 can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green.
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other.
"Since when does that happen." they said in unison.
"Why don't 당신 go explore the house." said Mrs. Green.
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with gold and 무지개, 레인 보우 streaks.
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A 말 tail brushed...

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Social Disease ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

당신 can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But 당신 wouldn't tell no one
Your 가장 좋아하는 if 당신 could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes 당신 would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a 불, 화재 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because 사랑 is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where 당신 look 당신 can find it
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I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat 의해 the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have 당신 gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have 당신 gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and...