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posted by Jackimo17
Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a 상추, 상 추 but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a 상추, 상 추 but is not a 상추, 상 추 and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)

Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)

Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
Why did the girl look at the boy? (Because he had taken her jumper)

Why did the bomb explode? (Because that’s what bombs do)
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posted by Insane4ever
Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......




A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....



The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects 또는 trees 또는 bushes around...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed 의해 a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I 펀치 boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the 땅콩 butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet 당신 Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy 곰 is staring at me.
posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight 당신 go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that 당신 won't kill me.

당신 buy weapons and guns.

당신 are certainly hooked.

당신 go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the 본즈 are torn.

당신 cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

당신 may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But 당신 should not go a-killing.

당신 like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No 더 많이 talking, no 더 많이 beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a 년 now,

당신 have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the 상단, 맨 위로 of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the 샵 has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the 샵

if 당신 have done one 또는 더 많이 of these tips 당신 should have benn 왕좌, 왕위 out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
posted by jodith
im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P



If 당신 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 당신 have $1.19. 당신 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 링컨 Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest 랜덤 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents...
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posted by pandawinx
Hello everyone! :)

I'm here 글쓰기 about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and said stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....
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Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves 연기 it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the 일 I 로스트 all my 프렌즈 lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in 년 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat 다음 to 프레드 who i had sat 다음 to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females...
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